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orangebird

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  1. Ewers throwing the ball short of the sticks to a receiver who was double covered? Feels like I've seen this movie before.
  2. Just once I'd like a game where I don't have to fucking stress out in the second half. I know...if you don't love Sarkball, then you don't love this...
  3. Huge FG there by Auburn.
  4. BRB, stealing one of those burnt TCU weenies as a burnt offering for Brooks.
  5. Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.
  6. Well fuck. Hopefully now this team will fucking wake up and put the cockroaches away.
  7. Too cute with the playcalling there.
  8. I actually don't mind the Danny DeVito Jersey Mike's commercials all that much. I'd like to launch the Burger King dude singing off-key into the sun, though.
  9. Been a long time since I've seen a Texas D this salty. Warms my heart.
  10. Look, I get drinking while barbecuing. But shit, homie, if you get so drunk you burn all the BBQ, then it's time to get a designated barbecuer.
  11. And salt the field on our way out.
  12. Brooks balling out this game so far. Good times are back on the menu, folks!
  13. Hoover gonna wake up in a body cast tomorrow at the rate our D is tossing him around like a rag doll.
  14. Dammit. Fucking penalties killing another drive. I keep hoping we'll clean this shit up at some point, but we're now 10 games into the season.
  15. I don't know why anyone is shocked by TCU fan behavior. That school is chock full of kids who got rejected by Texas and ended up at TCU as their safety school. They hate us 'cuz they ain't us.
  16. Cue "Yakety Sax" on that exchange.
  17. Rig 12 refs gonna rig.
  18. This. I got Fubo here, but I muted Dvoracek on purpose. It's bad enough I have to listen to his Sooner ass calling the actual game.
  19. Yeah, he literally won a game at Bryant-Denny Stadium of all places this season. They really think 30K TCU fans will intimidate him? Bitch, please.
  20. LOL, imagine me thinking after Alabama that this team is somehow different this year. It's not. This is what we are. This is what we've been for the last 14 years. This is apparently what we always will be.
  21. Or the cockroaches.
  22. I don't even get mad about OU holding anymore. They've done it and gotten away with it for so long, it's just SOP now. What pisses me off is the one-sided way holding is called. If Texas were to start holding against OU in retaliation, you better believe the Rig XII zebras would be all up in our shit.
  23. That's a big if. Rig XII officials will smell blood in the water after this game, and we won't get the calls the remainder of the season. Would not be surprised if we manage to find a way to lose another game to a team we should beat handily, it's been a hallmark of this program for at least 20 years. But I hope you're right.
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