Jump to content

SpiralOut

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    2145
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by SpiralOut

  1. Know when someone isn't faking how much pain they're in? When they start injecting their own jizz.
  2. That all may be true, yet QBs still get hurt all the fucking time. Ask Alex Smith. Ask Colt. Ask Cam Newton. Ask Garoppolo. I can see some NFL teams thinking that by drafting Murray they'd be getting the next Mahomes. Problem is, Mahomes is a gamer who isn't afraid of contact, has a much bigger arm, and isn't an effeminate bitch made out of paper. Oh, and he can also see over his offensive line. I won't ever underestimate the stupidity of the NFL, but if they have any common sense he's no better than late 2nd round. And that's pushing it. Especially considering he hasn't even proven he's all in on football. You're going to blow a top round pick on this guy just hoping he doesn't decide to bail to baseball?
  3. Amen. Height does matter somewhat. At QB. At WR. It sure as fuck don't matter if you're an interior D-Lineman. Leverage, power, and technique are what matters. Ask Casey Hampton. Dude was all of an inch taller than Poona and he dominated the NFL for years. Do these NFL mouth breathers even watch fucking tape on these guys they're drafting? Or do they just have a checklist of physical attributes that a player has to mark off to be worthy of getting drafted?
  4. Yeah, not worried in the slightest about this. $EC QBs can throw all day against $EC defenses running ancient schemes and playing hard against the run (actually, most of them suck at this anyway). Good fucking luck to the kid when he has to throw 50 times a game into an array of different looks. Also, there ain't gonna be no 3-4 games off a year to play the Sisters of the Poor down in FCS w/ that nice off week in November. Oh, and this is still the Dirt Burglars defense we're talking about. No more "Hey, my defense got me the ball back after one series and I get to sit on a fat lead the entire game and make safe throws!" Every game is going to be a race. A race where if he falters, they're fucked. And didn't this guy get beat out by a fucking Freshman?
  5. "Hey, Blonde! You know what you are?! Just a dirty son of a....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
  6. Are the wedding rings going to be made out of the foreskins of small Philippine children?
  7. You'd think police officers would learn trigger discipline. Except I think these mouth-breathers are taught to have their gun out at all times and ready to drop the hammer on their entire magazine at the slightest hint of danger. Honestly, this lady cop is lucky she didn't get more rounds to her back.
  8. This shit is what blows my mind. Scheduling cream puffs is something everyone does. The SEC takes it to another level, but ok. But how in the fuck do they get away with scheduling the Sisters of the Poor in fucking November? I don't even give a fuck about the SOS changes. Just having basically a bye week that deep in the season is like cheating. Bama and Co. play cream puffs early. Then they play their overhyped sister-fucking cousins in conference. Then, while a team like Texas is slogging through tough conference games every fucking week and desperately trying to avoid injuries, the SEC fucks are sitting at home, taking it easy, and then playing the first half against some nobodies before they let all the third stringers get some game time. It's fucking criminal.
  9. Yeah, don't bother. It's a lot of Fisher making excuses and trying to take credit for shit he had dick all to do with. Thankfully, this asshole is never going to sniff the NFL ever again. The NFL is full of awful coaches, NFL GMs and owners are dumb as shit and will hire basically anyone, yet ol' 7-9 still can't get a phone call. Good fucking riddance.
  10. Good luck in the NFL, big fella. Spend every day from now until the Combine running sprints and trying to improve that 40 time. Because we all know you're going to kill it in the League, but NFL scouts might be some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
  11. I like these plays a lot more than the one Mack had our guys run a bunch called "Orange Slices."
  12. Lady forgot we were the Longhorns. LUL
  13. Georgia fans already crying about how dirty of a team we are. Take the loss, pussy!
  14. Someone tell these refs to "Take the loss, pussy" and let's get this over with.
  15. Some of these targeting calls are fucking regarded. Hit a dude with your shoulder in the chest and it's targeting?
  16. Fuck the Dawgs. Fuck the SEC. Fuck errybody. They hate us cause they ain't us. Hook 'em, baby!
  17. Since we beat the mighty $EC, we ought to be ranked second behind Bama, right?
  18. Didn't think our defense would be the ones winning us this game. Glad it's happening.
  19. HA! Thanks for letting us run off all that extra clock you simple fucks! We can't be stopped!
  20. Fuck it. Run more clock, still get the score.
  21. In what fucking universe is that not a TD?
  22. Finally Mensa isn't being conservative with a lead. Thank fuck.
×
×
  • Create New...