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Elvis

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  1. 4 hours ago, Derka said:

    just watching this again, and that is some snl, reno 911 levels of absurdity and parody, except that it’s real. this guy deadass risked it all to see if some people were soliciting in his neighborhood. i bet you that guy is a mod on like 7 different subreddits. 

    Maybe mod closer to home than you think.   
     

    I gotta quit posting after midnight 

  2. What are you wanting to accomplish with the website?  Are you just wanting to have one so that people  and referalls think you are legit?  Or are you wanting to it to help you create new customers?

     

    I am a small business owner and my website only seams to create phone calls from people trying to sell me stuff.  My phone rings all day with vendors....never customers.  I have a meeting in an hour with a web guy to improve my Google rankings.  But that will probably just make more phone calls from  vendors.  

  3. 2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

    Looks hella fun.

     

    I raced at K1 in Austin and hit a guy in the bicep and helmet with my bumper.  He was ok.  I got black flagged but then a flag judge came up and said I wasn’t wrong. It just happened. 
     

    Dude took the hit like a champ.  I checked my teeth. No damage.  
     

    we raced again. 

  4. I don’t think Tony Soprano would like this movieSaddest Things About Tony

    On occasion, however, Tony's kinder side shines through. He has a particular soft spot for animals, which, as Melfi discovers, is common among diagnosed sociopaths. He also, in rare cases, shows empathy for his fellow humans.

  5. 1 hour ago, Derka said:

    movies i recently watched, in order of preference:

    my cousin vinny

    juice

    new jack city 

     

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    I just watched New Jack City just now.  Prime brought it to my attention and I couldn’t remember anything about it.  That was the most caricatured movie I think I’ve ever seen.  It’s right up there with Batman, Dick Tracy, and Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man from that era.   Then they threw in a PSA at the end about important it was to have a realistic depiction of the drug problem.  That was quite an interesting use of my late night movie watching.   
     

    I considered starting a thread about the crazy cinematography and costumes from that movie and that time.  But here we are. Derka got the conversation started for us.   

  6. On 8/15/2025 at 6:21 PM, Brisketexan said:

    This is part of the lesson: stand up to him.

    But here's the second part: don't just stand your ground.  Rush forward.  Attack.  From all sides, and all angles.  Everywhere.  Relentlessly.

    I'm dead serious.  The admin should be facing 10,000 lawsuits across the country.  And every individual involved in the administration should face ruinous personal litigation (that is, for matters that are outside of their duties, so no immunity).  Tom Homan stiffed his home remodeling contractor?  Buy the claim, and sue him.  Drag his ass into depositions.  Hearings.  All of it.  And do it with respect to his dispute with his auto mechanic.  He was a consultant to the GEO group -- find someone who was harmed by GEO group, name him as a defendant.  He gave numerous private speeches between tenures with the Trump admin -- find anything defamatory he said, sue the fuck out of him.  Find out what businesses he might be involved in, threaten (legally) his partners if they don't dump him toot sweet.  Etc. etc.  As to all of them.

    Always.  Be.  Attacking.  Don't pause to breathe.  Just attack.  Crush them.  Drive them to misery, and then an early grave.  They can be beaten, because they are weak cowards.

    How do you write all that and jack off at the same time?

  7. 9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    That's insane.  I mean, when the SCOTUS voids the 13th amendment next year, you'll surely be able to pick up a Cherokee for half that price, just like back in the old days.

    cherokke_orig.jpeg

     

    You really wrote that? WTF?!

  8. 4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

    I thought about just leaving this really odd but telling post alone, but . . . 

    @Elvis What would possess you to open a thread about the decline of America and the destruction of our democracy and post a sales video about a multi-million dollar yacht for billionaires?  

    Weren't you trying to sell your used Chevy Avalanche a couple of years ago?  There's a bumpsticker around these days that says "You're closer to being homeless than to being a billionaire."  I've seen your house, dude.  You better hope to God for some of that good old fashioned Biden stability, because if things keep up you're going to wish you had that Avalanche so you could put a camper on the back.

    (Edit: found it)

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    I still have my avalanche.  It’s fully restored for my son to drive.  I’m also teaching him to drive standard in my 911. I don’t know why my cars are relevant.  Neither are my finances or my age, or my race.
     

    I thought that yacht   had a beautiful interior design that would be a nice style for the White House.  Nice use of gold tones and great lines.  
     

    I think it’s funny that people rail on interior design and somehow make that a political issue.  

  9. On 8/7/2025 at 10:51 AM, HenryJames said:

    At least the inside still looks nice.

     

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    This would be a good style for the remodell.  I like this!  (Courtesey of @Armybrat from the boat thread).  Lots of gold still!   

     

    And FU to those that neg'd me on a non-political comment up thread about the Surly Architectural Digest.  Somehow you are both a pussy and an asshole.  

     

     

  10. ·

    Edited by Elvis

    7 hours ago, Covri said:

    Came here to post this picture I saw today. Gold shit everywhere. So fucking tacky.

     

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    Surly architectural digest.  How would you decorate a plantation style white house ?  IKEA and Crate and Barrel 2?  Maybe some Michael Jordan Posters and Olen Mills?   Mitch Cumstein’s wife to the red decorator’s phone. 

  11. 10 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

    There is a BBQ place where I live where everyone stands up at noon and they play the Star Spangled Banner. One of the workers asked me if I would like to join and I said no thanks and that forced patriotism isn’t my thing. I was the only person sitting down eating and I really didn’t care. It felt like I was in North Korea. I’ve always had a problem with businesses profiting off of patriotic shit. 

    You didn’t care, or it felt like North Korea?  Kind of sounds like same level of annoyance as the happy birthday song to me.  

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