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5 hours ago, tchookem said:7 hours ago, mdmost said:How do you expect to be governor when you got no ass?
Our governor's dick don't work. Checkmate lib.
What is the joke here? I don’t get it.
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Other people’s car payments. A failed state.
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4 hours ago, Bullneck said:
I thought about just leaving this really odd but telling post alone, but . . .
@Elvis What would possess you to open a thread about the decline of America and the destruction of our democracy and post a sales video about a multi-million dollar yacht for billionaires?
Weren't you trying to sell your used Chevy Avalanche a couple of years ago? There's a bumpsticker around these days that says "You're closer to being homeless than to being a billionaire." I've seen your house, dude. You better hope to God for some of that good old fashioned Biden stability, because if things keep up you're going to wish you had that Avalanche so you could put a camper on the back.
(Edit: found it)
I still have my avalanche. It’s fully restored for my son to drive. I’m also teaching him to drive standard in my 911. I don’t know why my cars are relevant. Neither are my finances or my age, or my race.
I thought that yacht had a beautiful interior design that would be a nice style for the White House. Nice use of gold tones and great lines.
I think it’s funny that people rail on interior design and somehow make that a political issue.
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On 8/7/2025 at 10:51 AM, HenryJames said:
This would be a good style for the remodell. I like this! (Courtesey of @Armybrat from the boat thread). Lots of gold still!
And FU to those that neg'd me on a non-political comment up thread about the Surly Architectural Digest. Somehow you are both a pussy and an asshole.
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7 hours ago, Covri said:
Surly architectural digest. How would you decorate a plantation style white house ? IKEA and Crate and Barrel 2? Maybe some Michael Jordan Posters and Olen Mills? Mitch Cumstein’s wife to the red decorator’s phone.
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I think we should rename the cloak room Libelous Hyperbole Freak Off Forum
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10 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:
There is a BBQ place where I live where everyone stands up at noon and they play the Star Spangled Banner. One of the workers asked me if I would like to join and I said no thanks and that forced patriotism isn’t my thing. I was the only person sitting down eating and I really didn’t care. It felt like I was in North Korea. I’ve always had a problem with businesses profiting off of patriotic shit.
You didn’t care, or it felt like North Korea? Kind of sounds like same level of annoyance as the happy birthday song to me.
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Those 1999 movies are stinkers.
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Most of the meme and gif responses in this site are movie quotes. None of them are from recent movies.
so why is that?
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1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:
holy shit the list is thin af if you start at 2016
Nice Guys
Game Night
and Bad moms?
Funny movies for sure. Can’t quote it though. And stuff.
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I was hoping for tickets to a private SJU show
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This thread is turning out to be more like a film class called Cinematic Anthropology 305: the death of modern comedy dialog writing because young people are dumb
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I have so many dental stories and expenses over the years that I could (and should) write a book. Actually I had to sign a non-disclosure after cosmetic dentistry gone wrong. I made him give me back $30k on unsatisfactory veneers. Of course it cost me $50k to fix them. (not my teeth).
It sums up to:
There's three things that I don't go cheap on: tires, tits, and teeth.
Saving a buck on the most mechanical thing in your head and body with hardened friction surfaces is a fools errand. Pay whatever it takes to be comfortable and happy.
Tires are the same. Contact patch is all that is keeping you on the road.
Tits I added for fun. A perfect set of knockers get a lot more nekkid time than googelly eyes with scars.
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1 hour ago, Superhero said:
Someone call pest control. The poor woman has caterpillars on her face.
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I’m not enjoying this documentary at all. I suppose that no one is supposed to though.
I guess it’s weird that so many people enjoy murder documentaries. I hadn’t really thought about it through this lens before.
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5 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:
Raiden has entered the chat
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1 hour ago, kibbles said:
my favorite are the women who "believe in science" in their house because they have no idea of any type of science but they know that men know science. usually, those women hate men! wheeeeeeeee.....
WTF?
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I just don’t understand how replying truthfully results in two fuck yous. Irrationally hateful.
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2 hours ago, Gourmand said:
Lemme guess, you're one of those Paloma Lake Trumpkins with a blue porch light and a thin blue line flag sticker on the rear windshield of your truck?
Nope
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42 minutes ago, David Dennison said:
Are you saying you have Black friends?
I do.
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For posterity. Fucking assholes