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Elvis

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  1. What is happening here?
  2. I don't get it.
  3. You guys are the best.
  4. What's with the flys? I've seen that in several of these cartoons.
  5. I noticed this ad and his website don't say anything about running as a Democrat. https://jamestalarico.com/ Is he running as a "former Democrat" or what?
  6. At least it wasn't as egregious as an email from a professor about Haloween costumes.
  7. The Matrix
  8. Ayul-vus
  9. AA-yul-va-us. = Elvis
  10. I’m a country boy but that 2.2:1 syllable ratio is over my limit of 1.8:1
  11. Elvis

    Damn Space, You Scary

    That's a cool looking space yacht. Very IBM.
  12. My story is shorter. Castillion 1997. I had already drank a helluva lot. Someone dared me to drink a whole bottle of Gold shlager. I did it. I think I missed a couple of days of classes. That was a rough hangover. I think my friends had to Weekend at Bernie’s me to the cafeteria to keep the RA off of my back.
  13. I was at Katrina as a young insurance adjuster. Hell it was. I should have written a book about that.
  14. I guess I should have posted this in Lulz
  15. I'm not fat, but I live pretty hard. I'm a big drinker, a smoker, and I work out of my truck most days (insurance adjuster and contractor). It's been catching up to me. I heard an advertisement on the radio the other day about Craft Body Scans - a couple's deal for heart and lung scans for $150 for both. The are CT scans. I booked the appointment and did the scan last week. Oh, the $150 promo is real, but it's also a 90 minute time-share type of sales meeting. They want you to buy your next 10 years of scans for only $275/month! NOT! Anyways, I got my scan results back. My lungs are clear and all good. My heart not so much. I did enough google research to be able to read and understand it. It sounds about right. Drinking, smoking, fast food, sitting in truck, then desk work. That will make placque in your widow maker arteries. I trick myself into saying I'm active and healthy because I look thin and fit and I climb around on roofs all day. I don't get winded playing baseketball or working hard. I have a gym membership but I just use that for the show muscles. Anyways, I booked a meeting with a cardiologist based on these results. He can't see me until 9/22. So what is a heart healthy diet and lifestyle anyways? Sounds like the oppisite of my lifestyle.
  16. Maybe mod closer to home than you think. I gotta quit posting after midnight
  17. That looks hard to do. AI will probably take over that too
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