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Elvis

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  1. Elvis

    Damn Space, You Scary

    That's a cool looking space yacht. Very IBM.
  2. My story is shorter. Castillion 1997. I had already drank a helluva lot. Someone dared me to drink a whole bottle of Gold shlager. I did it. I think I missed a couple of days of classes. That was a rough hangover. I think my friends had to Weekend at Bernie’s me to the cafeteria to keep the RA off of my back.
  3. I was at Katrina as a young insurance adjuster. Hell it was. I should have written a book about that.
  4. I guess I should have posted this in Lulz
  5. I'm not fat, but I live pretty hard. I'm a big drinker, a smoker, and I work out of my truck most days (insurance adjuster and contractor). It's been catching up to me. I heard an advertisement on the radio the other day about Craft Body Scans - a couple's deal for heart and lung scans for $150 for both. The are CT scans. I booked the appointment and did the scan last week. Oh, the $150 promo is real, but it's also a 90 minute time-share type of sales meeting. They want you to buy your next 10 years of scans for only $275/month! NOT! Anyways, I got my scan results back. My lungs are clear and all good. My heart not so much. I did enough google research to be able to read and understand it. It sounds about right. Drinking, smoking, fast food, sitting in truck, then desk work. That will make placque in your widow maker arteries. I trick myself into saying I'm active and healthy because I look thin and fit and I climb around on roofs all day. I don't get winded playing baseketball or working hard. I have a gym membership but I just use that for the show muscles. Anyways, I booked a meeting with a cardiologist based on these results. He can't see me until 9/22. So what is a heart healthy diet and lifestyle anyways? Sounds like the oppisite of my lifestyle.
  6. Maybe mod closer to home than you think. I gotta quit posting after midnight
  7. That looks hard to do. AI will probably take over that too
  8. Snake fatigue? Been there.
  9. Needs titties
  10. What are you wanting to accomplish with the website? Are you just wanting to have one so that people and referalls think you are legit? Or are you wanting to it to help you create new customers? I am a small business owner and my website only seams to create phone calls from people trying to sell me stuff. My phone rings all day with vendors....never customers. I have a meeting in an hour with a web guy to improve my Google rankings. But that will probably just make more phone calls from vendors.
  11. I raced at K1 in Austin and hit a guy in the bicep and helmet with my bumper. He was ok. I got black flagged but then a flag judge came up and said I wasn’t wrong. It just happened. Dude took the hit like a champ. I checked my teeth. No damage. we raced again.
  12. I don’t think Tony Soprano would like this movieSaddest Things About Tony On occasion, however, Tony's kinder side shines through. He has a particular soft spot for animals, which, as Melfi discovers, is common among diagnosed sociopaths. He also, in rare cases, shows empathy for his fellow humans.
  13. Nope. 10 seconds of trailer. Nope.
  14. Elvis

    Grammer Bored

    @immamac see. That’s what I’m talking about. Well some of it.
  15. I just watched New Jack City just now. Prime brought it to my attention and I couldn’t remember anything about it. That was the most caricatured movie I think I’ve ever seen. It’s right up there with Batman, Dick Tracy, and Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man from that era. Then they threw in a PSA at the end about important it was to have a realistic depiction of the drug problem. That was quite an interesting use of my late night movie watching. I considered starting a thread about the crazy cinematography and costumes from that movie and that time. But here we are. Derka got the conversation started for us.
  16. How do you write all that and jack off at the same time?
  17. Maybe don’t live in New York? But stay there please.
  18. For posterity. Fucking assholes
  19. You really wrote that? WTF?!
  20. Our governor's dick don't work. Checkmate lib. What is the joke here? I don’t get it.
  21. Other people’s car payments. A failed state.
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