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Elvis

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  1. Elvis replied to thepop's topic in Movies and TV
  2. Elvis replied to GottaB's topic in Hobbies
    Does anyone have a Citizen with radio and day/date? I'm curious if it sets the day and date to the radio. Or does the radio just keep it accurate to the time that you set it to?
  3. Although Priscilla has a pretty good handle on naughty Christmas attire already.
  4. That doesn't make any sense.
  5. Yeah she did.
  6. I am encouraging Priscilla to acquire this blouse for Christmas parties next year.
  7. Elvis replied to Jkwellborn's topic in Video Games
    Everyone involved in that, from the product, to the video review, to the post, to my reply to that post.....need to get a job. (I'm looking for a new job). How can that level of dorkiness and time wasting on the most irrelevant thing exist?
  8. Elvis replied to Elvis's topic in Lulz
    Can you link it please? I’m don’t know what I’m looking for in a google search.
  9. Is that you Case? How have you been? What's your address?
  10. I don't know what pennywise and pinhead do to kill you. If it's super natural I want them on my team, not against me and the Terminator.
  11. The setting: Football away games in the 90s. 3A football "stadiums" surrounding Abilene. The cast: An underclassman on Varsity (me). The time: Pre-game. There were a couple of visitors locker rooms that didn't have doors on the 2 or 3 stall shitters. This one head-case of a lineman named Case Jackson would wait, and spy, for me to go take a shit. Then he would stand in the open space of the stall where the door should be....facing me. And watch me shit. That was quite unerving for a while. I got used to it. At least he never took the toilet paper away or did anything else even more wierd. Quite the unique hazing technique. Post Script: Maybe I should look up Case Jackson next time I'm constipated. Maybe he could help.
  12. Elvis replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    I took too long to edit. I found some stuff. No one freeze framed Ainsley eating cereal on the kitchen island in her pink panties? I guess I'll have to do it. Let me see what I can get out of the 77" OLED and iPhone 17. How do Dale and Neil take that torture? At breakfast!?! Edit: I found this in my search...
  13. Elvis replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    No one freeze framed Ainsley eating cereal on the kitchen island in her pink panties? I guess I'll have to do it. Let me see what I can get out of the 77" OLED and iPhone 17. How do Dale and Neil take that torture? At breakfast!?!
  14. Elvis replied to Elvis's topic in Lulz
    Damn snooping Google and Instagram. This just popped up in my feed.....
  15. Elvis posted a topic in Lulz
    This coming weekend is probably a big travel weekend for most folks. It's the weekend before Christmas, so we are travelling to Abilene to see my sister. My brother is coming in from DFW with his wife and two daughters that are the same age as my boys - 16 and 12. Drinking isn't as much of a thing as it has been in decades past. The moms usually get pretty lit up on wine, but my brother and I don't get all rowdy and hit the bars for high school reuinion type parties any more. The last couple of years I have brought a game to try to get everybody doing the same thing for a little while. I brought out this Blockbuster Video trivia card game. It was fun for about 20-30 minutes. I won. My brother got all snippy that I won. The girls liked it until they needed a second refill of wine. Good enough for a $20ish game. I was listening to a podast by Tim Ferris, and he made this new game that he was advertising heavily. Coyote. Link is a six second video showing game play. https://www.amazon.com/vdp/03eb9036ea534f5d921437398a126ad6?product=B0FBT88VRJ&ref=cm_sw_cp_r_ib_dt_w3W5sfx3AK6G5 Does anyone have other fun games like this for family get-togethers?
  16. Elvis replied to GottaB's topic in Hobbies
    I'm pretty sure I'm getting this for Christmas or my birthday. I'm pumped!
  17. Austin - Bernard Watch Co. - By appointment only. I bought an Omega from them years back. https://www.bernardwatch.com/
  18. ”LAPD, shitbird. Get the fuck out of here, or I’ll call your wife to come get you.”
  19. That was excellent. Literall laugh out loud. I guess I need to watch some of this show. Is there a best of?
  20. That looks like it gives the feels. I think I thought he died of fatness though. Guess not.
  21. RIP. That movie looks terrible. He always played a sweaty bad guy really well.
  22. Elvis replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    Toto A2 for $275 on Amazon. Heated seat and water. Remote looks to be attached. That seams fine to me. Am I missing anything? https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-WASHLET-Electronic-SoftClose-Elongated/dp/B09JTQ2YFP/ref=sr_1_7?crid=1ED6NEWCDRE65&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.9b9FysyIKBDbNScb7udhV2mTcsYQ5wFyLwCUaE6_1Xn0zdYtuRhUSOegmNYq8pwa0lz2xdNiet1iREGA80hMt-TL_jn45J_w6DtCMZfZqu9bgn9rZ77WIh0cPtRpH7FWkLOLRyaSJEy5klo0AVSfumac26oJ-HSXnwxfQA4LRo1ECfgAmBU1KQY8WgHL1Q4SEu7IJesIKChVhKfVnyr515WwEU3OlRtGM849gdBJ8-uQ_H6-1iwsJREORJi4NsTHTzWPEo9NFUzh0UfLT_KkFs4luGA7VTl06Ilze6BJG7M.JJ_1W-yTnI3jeaa9utvh0KJtPmnzMHCj5cFOCeOL7x0&dib_tag=se&keywords=toto+bidet+elongated&qid=1765605480&sprefix=toto+bidet+elongated%2Caps%2C215&sr=8-7 Oh yeah. Theres a used one for $253. That's crazy.
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