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  1. 11 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

    Little Homesick “graduated” from the 1st grade last Thursday. Ex Mrs Homesick felt it necessary to text me from the school at 12pm:

    Her- “he really wishes his Dad could be here to see this”.

    Me- “According to the take home flier, it doesn’t happen until 12:30. Have you already spoken with him?” (It was my week with him, so I’m the one who dropped him off, and was picking him up).

    Her- “I haven’t spoken to him yet, but I know that he’s going to want you here”.

    Me- “It’s first grade graduation, if I’m not there, I’ll get to hear about it when I pick him up at 3:15”.

    Her- “All I’m saying is that these are things that will impact his life down the road. He’ll remember you not being here.”

    Me- “He and I talked about it this morning on the way to school. He’s cool with the fact that I probably couldn’t make it there due to work.”

    Her- “Whatever. It’s already over with. I just thought you were trying harder to include yourself”.

    Me: “Get off your phone, and try and find him. He’s on the other side of the auditorium. I’m the one who’s lap he’s sitting on.”

     

     

     

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    The only way that could have been more awesome:

    "And yes I will be present on the first day of school, 

    and graduation. 

    I'm sorry, Ms. Homesick, I am for real." 

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  2. 11 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

    just amazing how in a few short years it was swagcopters and gadgets, now its back to being shit kickers and riding a horse. aggy, searching eternally for and identity. 

    Yeah, I'm afraid we may have seen the last of the pimp cane. I'm sure aggy will probably go back to a familiar, and traditional, redneck prop: 

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  3. 1 hour ago, Machinator said:

     

     

    1 hour ago, Deej said:

    Watching sheep porn at the campus theater, or video of Candi's latest exploits.

     

    1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

    That is the face of a man watching Corps and Milkmen porn for the first time. 

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    Also, ramjet needs to shop sleepy sherman in one of the chairs behind Jimbo. 

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