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Player

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  1. At best, Kendal Briles has done absolutely nothing to apologize or show even the slightest bit of contrition for what happened at Rapelor. At worst, he was complicit in helping to cover it up. 

    In short, fuck Kendal Briles. 

    And I loved Major as a player, but his shenanigans with little seamus don't exactly lend credence to his judgment. 

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    #85 William Harris

    Apologies for the crummy pic, which I ripped from a youtube video.

    This is William on his way to the end zone against Pedo St at the Meadowlands in 1984. This was an 84 yard TD reception, and is still the standing team record for longest TD by a TE. His 637 yards receiving in 1984 are also the most ever in a season by a Longhorn TE.

    William passed in 2014 from ALS.

    RIP and Hook ‘Em to a great Longhorn.

    Pos rep to anyone who can find a better pic of this TD.

  3. 8 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

    Those alleys are a huge difference from the Disch.

    Not really...

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    While the left- and right-field lines remain at 340 feet and 325 feet, respectively, Pierce shortened the power alleys to promote more power. The left-center field alley has gone from 384 feet to 370 while the right-center field has gone from 384 feet to 365. 

    https://www.hookem.com/columns/golden-pierce-hopes-new-look-disch-falk-field-home-run-texas-baseball/

  4. 11 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

    Little Homesick “graduated” from the 1st grade last Thursday. Ex Mrs Homesick felt it necessary to text me from the school at 12pm:

    Her- “he really wishes his Dad could be here to see this”.

    Me- “According to the take home flier, it doesn’t happen until 12:30. Have you already spoken with him?” (It was my week with him, so I’m the one who dropped him off, and was picking him up).

    Her- “I haven’t spoken to him yet, but I know that he’s going to want you here”.

    Me- “It’s first grade graduation, if I’m not there, I’ll get to hear about it when I pick him up at 3:15”.

    Her- “All I’m saying is that these are things that will impact his life down the road. He’ll remember you not being here.”

    Me- “He and I talked about it this morning on the way to school. He’s cool with the fact that I probably couldn’t make it there due to work.”

    Her- “Whatever. It’s already over with. I just thought you were trying harder to include yourself”.

    Me: “Get off your phone, and try and find him. He’s on the other side of the auditorium. I’m the one who’s lap he’s sitting on.”

     

     

     

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    The only way that could have been more awesome:

    "And yes I will be present on the first day of school, 

    and graduation. 

    I'm sorry, Ms. Homesick, I am for real." 

  5. 11 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

    just amazing how in a few short years it was swagcopters and gadgets, now its back to being shit kickers and riding a horse. aggy, searching eternally for and identity. 

    Yeah, I'm afraid we may have seen the last of the pimp cane. I'm sure aggy will probably go back to a familiar, and traditional, redneck prop: 

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  6. That was one thing I didn't see on any tables. Hot Sauce, not sure if the Okies can't handle it or they keep it in the back


    I think 3.2 hot sauce is all the law will allow in Oklahoma.
  7. 1 hour ago, Machinator said:

     

     

    1 hour ago, Deej said:

    Watching sheep porn at the campus theater, or video of Candi's latest exploits.

     

    1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

    That is the face of a man watching Corps and Milkmen porn for the first time. 

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    Also, ramjet needs to shop sleepy sherman in one of the chairs behind Jimbo. 

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