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Beau Vine

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  1. 14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

    i'm fuzzy on the rules, but couldn't he have waited one pitch and taken him out and brought in perez?  i thought it was one pitch for a pitching change.  zero pitches if they send up a pinch hitter.  is it one batter?

    None of this is correct except for your last question.

  2. 5 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

    Did Ken Giles really say “fuck you” to Hinch as he walked off the field? That’s what everyone is reporting, but it doesn’t look like he said that at all. I know Astros fans hate him (and rightfully so because he’s a fucking clown), but if that’s what he really said, he may have just secured his one way ticket out of that locker room. No?

    You're fucking prescient!

     

  3. 1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

    When I went out to Hi Sign a few months ago, there was an alligator snapping turtle on Old Bastrop Highway.

    I didn't pick it up.

    A few years ago, I was running in my neighborhood and down by the creek I see a car pulled over and a lady standing in the road next to what looks like a big rock.  I get closer and see that she's reaching down to the "rock," which is actually a huge snapping turtle.  I scream at her to get away. 

    She says, "I was just trying to help him across the road."

    I looked at her like she was insane, grabbed an old 2X4 that was lying by the side of the road, and stuck it in front of the turtle.

    Lightning fast, that thing darted his head out and literally took a big bite out of the board. 

    I looked back at the lady, and she says, "Oh my, I didn't know he would do that!"

  4. And we have a Ken Giles meltdown.

    It's hilarious that neither Giles or Allen get a blown save because they were pitching with such big leads, but the guys who relieved them do.

  5. 2 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

    Do you think more shit will come out? Do you think he is engaging in bad behaviors now? I mean it's possible and that would change things.

    I don't know.  But I know he's fucking sociopath, a narcissist, and a pathological liar, and I'm not even a psychologist.  He's cycling's Pete Rose.

    Expecting change out of that mess is like hunting unicorns.

  6. 9 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

    You appreciate the honesty? How do you know he is being honest? Lance lied to the world for a better part of a decade, during which time his fans swore he was being honest and he was clean. Then he confessed on Oprah so the truth can no longer be denied, and for some reason you think he is now being honest. Oprah did not magically take away his ability to lie. Whatever impressions he is feeding you are the things he wants listeners to hear so he can somehow repair his image and gain forgiveness from his fans.

    He also lied on Oprah about several things, including about when he quit doping. 

    The guy has never been honest.  There's no reason at all to believe he's being honest now, about anything.

  7. 17 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

    Never ever send your kid to La Vega would be step 1.

    Yeah, so I was wondering how a kid who's living right next to Lake Waco is going to La Vega in the first place?

  8. 2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

    I didn't say he sucked, just that he's not the end-all-be-all closer that a lot in the media try to make him out to be (don't take it personal, I didn't say you were one of the fellators of Brad Hand cock).  

    So again, you're wrong... and uhhh, fuck off.

    You should do the world a favor and post less.

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  9. 3 hours ago, Hanrahan said:

    Cycling is a constant doping scam. Lance did it better and more ruthlessly than anyone else. And he won more than anyone else. I don’t hold it against him. All those motherfuckers were doping to win. They don’t deserve sympathy because they weren’t treated fairly by Lance in their efforts to cheat.

    Suzanne sucks pussy!

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