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Posts posted by nnm
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7 hours ago, NWBuck said:
@Kennythetiger had the right game but the wrong team...
(waaaaiiit a minute. Clemson are the Tigers too!)
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9 hours ago, markstanco said:Wife: “the smoke detector is beeping! And it started beeping after I went to the store and could have bought 9v batteries”
“What an asshole of the smoke detector to do that at that time”
“Okay whatever”Smoke detectors are assholes. They never start beeping for more batteries at 10:00 am on a Saturday when you have all day to deal with it. Nope, it’s always 2:00 am on a Tuesday when you have a huge meeting first thing in the morning. Or when you’re out of town and your wife can’t get to the device.
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13 hours ago, Message Board User said:
It’s a scripted show with actors. “Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner.”
https://hypeauditor.com/youtube/support_court_with_judge_vonda_b-UCByKw5cw6msY9I7O9YYGy_w/
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It’s gonna be a good day.
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3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
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Shortly after Christmas I posted this in the "pics that make you lol" thread. Over the Christmas break, some crazy kids in Van, Tx., changed the name of the local donut shop. It's still there today. Lulz.
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1 minute ago, DaysOff said:2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:LOL these times.
When I was 18 in 1985 the Astros held an open tryout in the Astrodome. A bunch of us said fuck it; let's go. I ran a five flat. Not proud of that.
Very fun documentary on Netflix about the independent Portland Mavericks, who filled out their roster partly by open tryouts. Highly recommended.
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1 hour ago, huge said:
Yep gonna get dolphinraped
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Much harder than it should have been.
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54 minutes ago, futureman said:
you mad, boomer?
Boomer generation cut off at 1964. He’s 55. He’s an X.
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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:Yeah, but he was the worst NFL head coach ever and now we’re hearing why.
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3 minutes ago, tfoolry said:
That snapping sound …
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That is AWESOME
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48 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:
I was. I have the unique experience of seeing them perform both the best concert and the worst concert I’ve ever seen. The “best” could be arguable. The “worst” couldn’t. I haven’t seen them since Coventry 2004 and what I’ve heard from them since then hasn’t inspired me to go see them again. I’ve purged a lot of their recordings from my collection. But I still have a box full of discs that I haven’t parted with. I could go on but you’re too shallow to get it. I don’t like what Phish plays now. But I’ll bet the music you like sucks.
I gave Phish a try in the late 80s/early 90s. I'm not nearly enough of a self-indulgent navel gazer to appreciate them.
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Stinkin’ bogie
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Obscure again, not gettable for most (including me) without resorting to a map:
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5 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:
Watson is a damn good qb. There aren’t many of those. You normally have to draft them.
And the miss rate on highly drafted QBs is incredibly high.
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17 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:
Browns wanna clear cap space by trading Baker... Also restructuring Amari Cooper contract.
Watson gamble is high stakes stuff...
The biggest surprise in that quoted story is that Case Keenum is still in the league. I thought his brain was scrambled eggs several years ago.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
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Bravo. Well done. Three points:
1) “Thankfully the hall door to the bedrooms was closed, so no wife drama.” Incorrect. There was no immediate wife drama. But your wife’s long term reaction to the second possum will be even worse than the first one, mainly because she has lost all confidence in your ability to stop critters. She is going to see a critter in every moving shadow now, and wake you up in the middle of the night with every house creak.
2) “Back to the creek, and it was late, so thankfully no milf drama either.” See, this is where the story had significant potential. What surly wants is the milf drama, and the “it was late” was the natural bridge to the drama. Do better.
3) A .22 will solve your possum problems.