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  1. 1 hour ago, ousux said:

    The Elk is well aware of how to keep his job long past the expiration date.

    Formula goes as such: beat the cupcakes, a couple of SEC cellar dwellers and tu most years and he can coach into infinity. Sure some aggy fans may whine about lack of playoffs and chance at championships, but as long as tee yew is kept in their place they won't stop financial support.

    If the Elk pulls off a miracle and beats them durned ole sips, they’ll sign him to a lifetime contract. Jizz jars will overflow.Β 

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  2. 2 hours ago, ztejas said:

    One of my favorite things to say: Your lack of prior planning does not constitue an emergency for me.

    I phrase it a little differently:Β  Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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  3. 3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

    Aggy kid I used to work with put up β€œa year in review” bullshit on instagram. The cringeΒ 

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    Did he get a commission and serve? If so, I’ll give him a pass. If not, he’s a furry.Β 

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  4. Good chance one of y’all had an unusual situation at the new Whataburger in Glen Rose today. Sorry about that.

    On a trip in January, we stopped for the bathroom for Mrs. NNM at a whataburger in Glen Rose, which was not yet open, and Mrs. NNM got the manager to let her use the bathroom anyway. Β Haha funny story, right?

    Well, today we’re passing through Glen Rose again, with Mrs. NNM’s sister β€œTrixie” in the car, and I told Trixie the story. We come upon the whataburger, and Mrs NNM and Trixie decide it’s a good idea to stop there for the bathroom on this trip too. Β I park, Mrs NNMΒ and Trixie go in, I stay in the car.Β 

    It’s raining, so I decide to move the car to a spot closer to the door. I do that, and a few minutes later, another SUV, a black GMC, backs into the same spot that I was previously in, letting a kid out to run into Whataburger. We’re driving Mrs NNM’s grey Kia Telluride. Β I always back in parking.

    A few minutes later Mrs NNM comes out and gets in the car. We wait for Trixie, who had decided to get some fries.Β 

    A few minutes go by, and I’m looking at the routes and rain radar on my phone. I look up, and Trixie is striding confidently ACROSS the parking lot, to the black GMC SUV. I yell β€œMrs NNM, Trixie is about to get in that other car,” and Mrs NNM frantically tried to roll down her window to yell at Trixie.Β 

    Sure enough, Trixie opens the back door to the GMC and is about to get in. The mom and the dad in the front seat look around at her like β€œwhat the what?!?” Β Trixie notices a ukelele case on the seat and decides it’s not our car after all, and doesn’t get in. She says β€œHappy Mother’s Day!” and closes the door, coming back to our car.Β 

    Good times were had by all.Β 

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  6. 3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

    Possibly bronies. Just add the aTm logo on the front of their cosplay outfitsΒ 

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    Those guys will have the same contribution to national security as the TAMU corps.Β 

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