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wildcat09

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  1. That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all year.
  2. Can't believe Bern fell for this guy's shit. Wait, did I say "can't"? I meant "can totally."
  3. You mean to tell me Elon likes to promote the people who peddle child sexual abuse material? I'm shocked.
  4. Is someone taking bets on this? I know which side I'd take.
  5. The sign stealing shit won’t keep him out. Fans of other teams are and will stay mad, but the writers who vote mostly acknowledge that it was a league-wide thing.
  6. He shook down the Qatari government for a billion dollar bailout for Jared long before he buried the Mueller investigation.
  7. Can we elect to move all our remaining home games to road games?
  8. Sure, it's fairly pointless to regulate suppressors. My point was that they're not the only (or even best) form of hearing protection and nobody wants them for hearing protection.
  9. Government isn't making him wait at all. He's probably within a half hour of at least six different stores that sell hearing protection that don't require any governmental approval, or if he's got Prime he could get it shipped to his house today. He doesn't want hearing protection, he wants a cool looking accessory.
  10. This is the funniest type of internet argument. If you can, go for it.
  11. Order in the next 3 hours and 40 minutes and you can get hearing protection tonight.
  12. Naw, it’s remarkably easy to stop giving a shit when your team is horrendous every year.
  13. That depends on whether Brett Kavanaugh thinks his wife's friends will openly talk shit about him if he says it isn't.
  14. Yeah, Kemp is one of those “we cheat the RIGHT way in this party damnit!” guys.
  15. Y’all see what I mean when I say he likes school shootings?
  16. He’s not trolling, he’s just genuinely extremely stupid. See what I mean? He thinks this is a good point.
  17. That’s why 16 year olds have to take classes and pass a test to get a license before they can operate a motor vehicle, you colossal dumbass.
  18. Yup, you’re totally not making shit up and in fact are on to something. There is indeed a great conspiracy being orchestrated by (((them))) who control all the media and police departments in the country. (((They))) probably own all the banks too, right?
  19. On this, I'm pretty sure that the only conceivable role any federal official could have related to state elections would be actual DOJ attorneys investigating whether in conducting an election some state official was violating citizens' constitutional rights. I guess maybe the attorney general, to the extent the attorney general is involved in discussions with lower-level investigators concerning such investigations. The President and/or the Chief of Staff? Absent a truly terrifying application of the unitary executive theory, I can't see it.
  20. They need to basically do a Raising Arizona remake with Boyd and his new lady guard girlfriend. I'd watch that 100 times.
  21. No, I think he does like them. He won't admit that to us, of course, and maybe not even to himself, but Republicans find school shootings (and all forms of mass shootings) politically useful. E.g.:
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