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  1. 2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

    Water. Sometimes nothing.

    Coworker of mine has a cup of coffee, big red, pepsi, and a red bull at her desk that she drinks throughout the day. Oh and for lunch she brings in mountain dew from taco bell. Just blows my mind.

    Kidney stones for that chick, man...

  2. On 5/26/2019 at 9:42 AM, Loco said:

    Does she ever say it's too hot?   Because if so you are one lucky SOB.  My wife is always too cold...  I have been informed that we should only consider vacations (or god forbid moving to) any place on the planet that is HOTTER than where we live now.   Spoiler we live in S. Florida, where 10 months out of 12, it's surface of the fucking sun hot.  Tuscany in late July was too chilly.

    She gets in the car in the middle of the day and does not roll down the windows or turn on the AC.  It feels nice for 30 secs and then I'm Arnold Toht 

    Pos rep for the Toht reference. 

  3. 1 hour ago, Reagan1k said:

    My thoughts exactly on Mr. B's.  

    I was increasingly disappointed my last two trips. 

    Last time everything was just blaaah....Food was mediocre and service was off.   Too many other great options to compromise there. 

    Hmm...might need to rethink then. I did cancel Arnaud’s and booked Irene’s instead because I forgot my suit-bag at home. 

  4. Heading to NOLA on Tuesday for 5 nights. First time in 2 years. Booked it back in September, so didn’t even realize we were gonna be there during the holiday weekend. 

    Last time we were there, we had a group, so we had a lot of tours and kitschy group stuff. Could never get anybody on the same page for meals, so we had to settle a lot on what we could get into at the time. Despite being my birthday trip, I never really got to do what I wanted to do, although I don’t think I paid for a drink all week. 

    This time, just the wife and I (no pics). Doing our own thing. Booked The Westin Canal Place on points.  While the wife hits Spa Atlantis the first morning, I’m gonna grab a shave and haircut at The Rooster Club. A good Sazerac soon to follow. Hopefully, a vacation frame of mind will settle in  

    Reservations made for Arnaud’s, Mr. B’s, and GW Fins. 

    Possibly a trip to Collette one night. 

    BUT...the big thing...front row for Paul McCartney on Thursday night. 

    Should be one helluva trip. 

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  5. Just took delivery on a Mini insulated cabinet from Lone Star Grillz. Did the seasoning burn the other night.

    One 8# bag of KBB stacked around the perimeter of the firebox ran at 250 for 12 hours. Didn’t have to touch a thing once I got up to temp. 

    Gonna be a good summer.....

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  6. 1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

    Anyone else look around while driving, be it down the interstate, at a stop light, doing 45 on a four lane road, etc etc and realize that EVERY OTHER FUCKING DRIVER ON THE ROAD IS ACTIVELY TEXTING?

    Or is it just me. 

    That’s just scary.

    I used to log many miles in my career. Not so much now. And I don’t enjoy driving like I used to. It kinda concerns me that I’m actually becoming a bit of a nervous driver now.  Maybe with good reason.....

  7. 1 hour ago, NateHitch said:

    Speaking of farts and shit, how do y'all handle the wife/girlfriend pooping thing?  If it's obvious, like I walk into the bedroom and notice the bathroom door is closed and the vent fans are on I'll usually avoid the area for the next hour or so.  I'll just use the guest bathroom in the meantime.  But sometimes I'll venture in just to see if girl poop is as rank as mine, I like to entertain the idea that there's no possible way hers can be worse than mine.  I've grown a bit over the years when I used to think she didn't fart or poop, now I just try to act like it has to smell better than what I produce but my infrequent ventures into the post-poop zone have my world crashing down in front of my eyes.

    I’m not easily offended. Wife’s a Dr. and is not grossed out by anything (no pics), but...for some reason...we keep separate throne rooms. Just kinda naturally evolved that way, unspoken. We just both tend to like to do our business uninterrupted and in private. 

    Not that we can’t share a bathroom. Happens all the time, mostly while traveling. Neither one of us are shy. Plus, she’s the farter in the relationship. 

    Tinker-stinker time, however, is a holy thing. Don’t ask me why. 

  8. 8 hours ago, CoTex said:

    After an especially large clusterfuck at FLL TSA, I saw a man of latin heritage stop, kneel, cross himself and pray.  It took a toll on me too, but I had a good laugh at that poor bastard.  Idiots trying to get through TSA caused him to question his faith.

    Everytime I’ve been in Lauderdale, I have sinned mightily. That dude might have done the same and was offering his penance upon leaving that wonderfully wicked town. 

  9. 8 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

    She's truly a terrible driver.  Lives on 35 acres in east Texas and runs into shit all the time because she doesn't pay attention to where she is going.  She has hit every car my BIL has owned in the past 10 years.  Usually hits them in reverse because she doesn't fucking look in her mirrors or at the camera screen when she backs up.  About 6 months ago she backed up into a ditch on her rental property's front yard.  Missed the driveway on the way out because (shocker), she wasn't looking.  

    Still trying to get used to Lufkin drivers here.

    I hope I’m not driving the same roads as she is.....

  10. Based upon OP’s description, Savannah could totally work for a full week. Take in the District, do the kitschy stuff, do the fine dining stuff, time to debauch, time to relax, lots of safe walking, historic day trips, Tybee Island, take some tours, do the museums, party with the natives, etc., etc.  

    People always try to cram shit into their vacations and wear themselves out. I usually enjoy just staying put (wherever) and just absorbing the town...good or bad. 

    Although...the Savannah / Charleston double feature recommended above is a solid rec as well, if you’re one of those restless travelers. 

  11. Key West Harbor Inn. Tracy and her staff are the best. Cozy, comfy, breakfast and happy hour included. Far enough from Duval to be quiet, but still right in the middle of everything. 

    Also...the above rec on Blue Heaven is seconded here. 

  12. 1 hour ago, NAVY said:

    Welcome, welcome to zombocom. 

    https://html5zombo.com/

    We must be brothers. I saw this thread earlier, and knew that I had to come back later and post my all-time favorite website. Sheer brilliance that stands the test of time. For some weird reason, it never gets old. 

    Well done, sir!

  13. 48 minutes ago, markstanco said:
    13 hours ago, Moby Ric said:
    When I worked in an office with a bunch of degenerates the usual prank was if someone left their computer for minute another would get on that persons email.  Then an email would go out company wide of that person expressing their massive homosexual love for another person in the office.  If there as time a pic of gay porn was included.  It would include things like how tight their pants looked today how last night was magical and that they were looking forward to their lunch rendezvous etc etc.  We eventually got in real trouble.

    I'm going with you totally made that up. That's not a usual prank today or even 15 years ago without a lawsuit.

    Eh...depends on the office. Not all places were PC and corporatized.....

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