Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing money from the 40 acres with his fucking tigers and alien fingers.
Fuck you Flood, you and your fucking Stroh fetish who finally had to tap out on the project we all knew was a failure three games ago. You should be forced to let his fat hairy ass sit on your face until you figure a way out.
Fuck you Simmons for thinking your shit didn’t stink coming into this year and not doing shit.
Fuck you Arch for not being able to show any kind of consistency. Your last name isn’t gonna save you from the pain you’re about to receive this year. Hit a fucking crossing pattern why don’t you.
Fuck you offensive line for sucking more ass than any line we’ve had since 2010. You made Florida look like they had 4 Ndonkeykong Suhs out there today.
Fuck you Jeff Banks because you have to be the most worthless piece of shit on our staff. Holy fucking shit fuck you and your love affair with Niblett who is allergic to pig skin and courage.
And fuck you Sark for putting that dogshit team on the field today, for a roster who has no difference makers on offense, including yourself, who is running Manning up the middle on 3rd and 10 because you’re shit out of ideas.
There has never been a worse preseason #1 in history. This team is an embarrassment to embarrassments