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thunderlounge

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  1. 2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

    God bless Mark Kotsay

    160 games and 2 hours and 32 minutes was enough

    tossed in the top of the 9th down 4-2

    …and because Sacramento, takes the long walk —down the LF line —to the clubhouse 

     

    I was surprised Harris didn’t get the boot as well.

     

  2. Ah yes, ol Columbus. The same bastard responsible for me spending 3 weeks in the hall during recess when I was in 2nd grade. Fuckin asshole.

    So were learning about Columbus, teacher lady says blah blah, Columbus arrived, discovered America, met with the Indians….

    Wait, wut?

    So I raise my hand and ask a simple question, “How can someone discover something when somebody else is already there?”

    Out in the hall at recess, 3 weeks, for being a smart ass. 

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  3. 54 minutes ago, Covri said:

    I did laugh at Trumps many attempts to force a miscarriage with Satan.

     

    Same. Plan B soup, cat shit, stairs. That shit was straight Wyle E Coyote vs Road Runner shit. 

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  4. 52 minutes ago, ztejas said:

    It was Bradford's throwing shoulder that he reaggravated after Aaron Williams murdered him on an unblocked blitz.

     

    It’s what made him cross-eyed. 

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  5. 1 hour ago, Derka said:

    but im imploring you: fucking learn about baseball, or stop posting here.

     

     

    I swear I’m gonna try and find a “Baseball for dummies” type book on strategy/management for my wife for Christmas. She doesn’t get it. Any of it.

    ”They should pull that fucker now” is a common phrase heard around here from time to time. No clue about how a bullpen works, or none of it. 

  6. 56 minutes ago, mooseoutfront said:

    They have not finished their cabin, nor have they procured sufficient firewood to make it through the winter.

     

    They’ll be renting in town by Christmas. 

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