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NBHorn7

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  1. At the end of football season and the dust clears and it is determined who will be the head football coach at Texas. This thread should be submitted to Ken Burns who will undoubtedly turn it into a six-part, 12-hour docuseries on PBS. It will of course be narrated by Peter Coyote. Hollywood's biggest stars will voice the most notable posters in the thread as Burns pieces together this incredible piece of history in his usual first-class style. The background music will naturally be provided by the numerous songs that were cited by posters of this memorizing story. Here are just some of the names that will voice the posts. Clair Danes as Nicole44. Tom Hanks as BurntEyes. Jeff Daniels as WinningIsHard Paul Giamatti as immamac Many Patinkin as David Dennison. Funding for this monumental project will be provided by The Better Angels Society and of course Luby's Restaurant Corporation.
  2. Herman was a real-life caricature. He seemed almost unhinged but was supposed to be mensa.
  3. Our guy Lowell said that Codie injured his groin in practice and that was why he didn't play.
  4. Pittman got the mob and his players all riled up the first time Sark brought Texas into Fayetteville. They delivered a real beatdown that day.
  5. I would be happy if somebody in the Sark pressers asked him why Warren Roberson keeps finding his way back on the field. There are many things that need to be fixed, but this one seems like an easy one. Maybe Roberson has all the answers that we seek here and is the true puppet master. There has to be some reason why he is allowed to keep holding, block in the back, personal foul, and commit every heinous act known to mankind while impersonating a Longhorn football player.
  6. How about maybe 13-year-old boys? Legacy Members 17333 33580 #11060 Posted 19 minutes ago I remember watching this movie on HBO at night in middle school. It primarily stands out because of Shelly Long and an adolescent F250 starting off like this. And ending up like this.
  7. I don't think Nicole 44 is 13 years old. Should we ask?
  8. Speaking of Fleetwood Mack and Lincoln Riley makes me think of this song.
  9. Yes, you can only orbit around Planet Ketch.
  10. For the night crew win!
  11. How about this one?
  12. So, at 10pm BDE time turns into Bed time?
  13. We can get any coach we want if we take them to Luby's, didn't know the one in Austin was still there.
  14. I think this could be relevant. It took Sark so long to bake it and I don't think he will ever have that recipe again.
  15. Sark was high on Super Beets!
  16. Arkansas has had such a stellar season so far.
  17. Well, if we absolutely have to then the quarterback Talen Green and the running back Mike Washington Jr. are good players. The entire defense sucks though.
  18. I do and I also know that Arkansas replaced MSU in the basement by losing to the Bulldogs at home that broke their long SEC losing streak. If they played Kentucky, they would lose to them too. Arkansas has won two games all season, the first two at home against Alabama A&M and Arkansas State. If Texas loses to this Arkansas team at home, then the coaching staff should be fired on the spot.
  19. Pretty much this is it.
  20. If Texas loses at home to this Arkansas team that has gotten MSU out of the SEC basement, then they Sark should be on a very hot seat. It's up to the coaching staff to see this doesn't happen.
  21. Maybe if Sark didn't spend all his time on play calling, he might could address the other matters that need to be addressed. It is clear that somebody needs to address the lack of focus and discipline, and other matters.
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