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Jack Wilson

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  1. 3 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

    I think everyone was saying he did a lot with less talent than most SEC teams and could do a lot more with our more. But not like the OL coach Flood that did more with more talent , but will still do more with our less talent. 

    Well, more, more or less.

  2. 1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    That was a response to him specifically saying he didn't want to disabuse (he said disavow but he meant disabuse) anyone of their notions. And then he gave behind the scene info that immediately disabused me of any notion that Sark might have a pulse on putting together a great staff by saying that the Stoops information wasn't 9.95 nonsense and came from Sark or someone close to him. Which, if true, says this guy doesn't get it.  Thus the part about needing someone to sit on him to not make this a colossal fuck up and the guy tasked with sitting on him is also a low grade moron that needed to be sidelined during the hiring process and told not to run with scissors while we put a football helmet on him so he doesn't bang his head into the wall, while the adults at the table have to keep one eye on him by telling him not to eat the elmers glue. Fuck man, all that shit is depressing as fuck.  More depressing than announcing we are hiring a recovering drunk with moderate success at one head coaching gig and epic failure at another.  Which is pretty fucking depressing in and of itself. 

    I'm told that the UN is constantly looking for good interpreters. 

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  3. 12 hours ago, tx ind said:

    When do we get the actual details on Turtle and the morales clause? Everyone says he drinks too much, cheats on his wife, etc, but is that all speculation or are there some actual stories?

    Morales of the Saviors? He's an asshole. 

    Or perhaps the thrash metal group, Turtle & the Morales Clause?

  4. 1 minute ago, Lobo said:

    I still can't help but think about how infatuated most of y'all were for so many years with Herman.  I just don't get it.  Not saying "I told you so" but tens of millions of dollars later for a guy who averaged 5 losses/year.  What was the fucking infatuation?  I just never got it with that guy.  I was way more enamored with Strong.  Seriously, what was the delusion?  

    With Strong? Fuck.

  5. 1 hour ago, Cuernavaca said:

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    "Be Careful With A Fool" One of the best blistering electric blues cuts ever put on wax. Also, good advice for anyone hanging around on The Surl.

    RIP, Johnny.

     

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  6. 13 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

    Who’s the hottest on TV today?

    Here is my pick.

    She can clean floors, I can only imagine the sandwich she can whip up when given the chance 

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    If you want to be happy for the rest of your life /
    Never make a pretty woman your wife /
    So for my personal point of view /
    Get an ugly girl to marry you.

    Jimmy Soul had it figured out.

  7. Just now, clapclapclap said:

    Yep.  Flags at half staff.

    There are some pretty people in the world. In her day, she was damn sure one of them. 

    Unfortunately, there are a lot more ugly ones. They have thick ankles and go to aggy. 

  8. 59 minutes ago, Had Enough said:
    1 hour ago, EZ$ said:
    He was out there a little bit and was engaging in the celebrations, so hopefully he’ll stick around. 

    Pretty sure I saw him say "Put me in coach. I'm ready to play. Today."

    "Look at me/   I could be/  the QB."  Rhymes and fits the subject matter better. 

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  9. 5 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

    Gotcha! I hope it is that easy. I just don't see any place that has money to spend to reduce a buyout going after Herman. More like a group of 5 where we may still be paying part of the salary

    The vast majority of it. If that dumbfuck Charlie Strong can figure it out . . .

  10. 9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

    The question is what is the same page they keep telling Fat Ketch they are supposedly on.  There are two possibilities and he doesn't really indicate which one he has "heard". 

    Fucking Fat Ketch.

    Fat Ketch: (regardless of what happens) "See? I predicted this. I was right all along."

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  11. 3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

    Take your bitchassedness to another thread if you're going to casually try and sneak Campbell's name in with Meyer and Kelly's. Even Kelly we have a thread for. This thread is about why Herman needs to be fired and why he sucks, but mostly about how much better Urban is and why it would be worth it to throw ALL of our chips in that basket.

    Preach, Brother!

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  12. 2 hours ago, Harvdog said:

    What I saw last night that impressed me was the OL.  We had 4 Freshman and a Junior starting.  Christian Jones is getting better.  Karic was solid.  Majors will be a starter from here on out.  Tyler Johnson looked good.  The next OL coach is walking into some talent.  

    It's a zero-sum game. Colorado was so fuckin' bad that they made even our scrubs look good. 

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