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  1. There is a formula for this phenomenon. idealWomanAge = (yourAge / 2) + 7 This came about on one of my guy-trips a few years back and seems pretty accurate. If 10, you're looking at 12's If 18, you're looking at 17's If 30, you're looking at 22's I'm 62, so I should be looking at 38's. But I'm married. And afraid of waking up on fire.
  2. Exactly. You captured the true essence of this event.
  3. Regarding the “old fashioned + cleanup afterwards”. I’m still like Hank.
  4. Chris Beard to aggie? How about we hire a deranged smoke show to get him liquor’d up and then in a fight? Somewheres around NCAAB tournament selection time. You got my tree-fiddy.
  5. You had me at “meaty nipple”.
  6. No shit. That is absolutely incredible. The pitchers that is. No comment on your weiner.
  7. They don’t want to see the campus.
  8. Can we clench SEC regular season this weekend? Anyone know the magic numbers?
  9. “Cucks”. Well, if the Italian shoe fits…
  10. They get a medal for every acre of grass they eat or every ton of night soil they produce.
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