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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Imagine that you're so stupid that,  having witnessed what has happened over the last four years in the United States, you're saying "I want four more years of this!"  Imagine that you're so stupid that you're also saying "I want four more years of this so much that I'm willing to put myself in a tightly enclosed space with several thousand other screaming, sweating people when there's a deadly pandemic afoot."   Imagine a place where there enough such stupid people as to make this possible ...
     

     

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  2. KNOW THE SIGNS: HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GRANDPARENT HAS BECOME AN ANTIFA AGENT

    For your birthday, she knits you an unwanted scarf. To be used as a balaclava?

    She belongs to a decentralized group with no leadership structure that claims to be discussing a “book,” but no one ever reads the book and all they seem to do is drink wine.

    Is always talking on the phone with an “aunt” you have never actually met in person. Aunt TIFA????

    Always walking into rooms and claiming not to know why he walked into the room. Likely.

    He “trips” over and breaks your child’s Lego police station when walking through the living room in the dark.

    Total and bewildering lack of nostalgia for good old days.

    Gathers with loose-knit, disorderly group of figures you have never met to play “mah-jongg,” governed by mysterious “rule cards” issued annually from a nebulous central authority.

    Suddenly, for no reason, will appear or pretend to be asleep.

    Insists on producing container of nuts whenever there is company. Why? Code of some kind?

    Carries peppermints (chemical irritant?) in purse at all times.

    Is taking Centrum Silver. But for what reason? Surely to build up strength for the coming confrontation.

    Keeps forwarding you what appear on the surface to be emails of jokes someone has typed out from a Reader’s Digest; claims to think you would “enjoy”; must be some sort of recruitment or propaganda or hidden message.

    Hired a clown for your child’s birthday — part of the Juggalo command structure?

    Big tin of Christmas popcorn mysteriously replenishes itself. WHO IS HELPING?!

    You gave her a Precious Moments figurine of a law enforcement officer, but she hasn’t displayed it.

    Remembers things from the past in incredible, exhausting detail, but recent ones only sporadically? Cover of some kind.

    She claims not to know how to use her phone, yet always appears upside-down on FaceTime, which should be impossible without hacking capabilities.

    If he is to be believed, he spends hours playing bridge.

    He is walking non-threateningly at a public protest.



     


     
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  3. 17 minutes ago, bolverk said:

    *losing

    You can read all about the rising Covid hospitalizations in Texas for free here if you're genuinely interested in being informed on the situation and not "just asking questions."

    Number of Texans hospitalized with coronavirus hits all-time high as experts say cases are likely to continue increasing

     

    God bless the Texas Tribune. They are doing yeoman's work.

  4. 19 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

    Well that page got pulled in a hurry.  Anyone have a screenshot?

     

    Well, crap.  I can't believe they took it down.  Doesn't matter.  One of the threads over there says that Brennan Eagles is "virtue signaling."  Jimbo has a bit of a problem because he can't let his players "virtue signal"  in the same way without pissing off 65% of his fan base. I have to say that I'm proud of Herman for letting his players talk about this if only because it's morally right, even though it may cost Texas some fans. 

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  5. I don't know if you all follow Karen Attiah on Twtter but she's not only easy on the eyes but a provocative, intelligent thinker.  Here she asks a very basic question:  why are White men like this asshole in Whitefish, Montana, so angry?  
     

     

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  6. I watched a portion of the Jeffrey Epstein documentary and good Lord Alex Acosta is an evil man. So it only makes sense that Donald Trump would have made him part of is administration.  Also, Dershowitz is really a piece of shit. 

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  7. 1 hour ago, Wanker Bob said:

    About 10 years ago I had my house burglarized 2 times. The only help the police were was writing a simple 2 minute police report for me to give to my insurance to get a payout. That's literally it. They did nothing else. Never caught anyone and never got a single item back even though I had a serial numbers list

    I think outsideof divisions like homicide they pretty much see themselves as only a money-making venture at this point. Rack up those tickets and busts to get forfeitures. 

     

    Without the police, you would not have received the insurance payout and would likely have been broken into more times. 

  8. 38% of Americans still favor Trump. 26% of Americans think the sun revolves around the earth.  I'm begging that if you did a Venn diagram of the two groups there would be significant overlap. 

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