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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Holy shit. I'm not a lawyer but I have a new hero and her name is Elizabeth Prelogar.
  2. And yet, simply by virtue of not Putin's insurrectionist boy toy, he's infinitely preferable to Donald Trump.
  3. Gateway Pundit declares chapter 11 bankruptcy. Blames liberal lawfare types.
  4. Pole vaulting in a mall? We should get Barton Creek Mall to do this during the Texas Relays.
  5. I would love if if Foster goes somewhere else, balls out, and gets a big NFL deal.
  6. These fucking assholes wasted so much time and so much money on this bullshit.
  7. Wait ... so Billy Liucci is siphoning off money from Aggie athletes' NIL? And TexAgs.com is aiding and abetting that theft?
  8. As Lightnin' Hopkins said, it's a sin to be rich, but it's a low-down shame to be poor.
  9. The butch lesbian in front on the right reminds me of a girl I used to work with at Waldenbooks who told me she's not a vegetarian but only eats the flesh of animals that don't dream.
  10. Elko should have just gone Junction Boys/Bear Bryant on Foster's ass. Bear Bryant was perhaps the greatest coach of all time and clearly Foster was crying out for help. Foster could have been a high first round draft choice and needed a strong father figure to instill some discipline.
  11. Y'all relax. Regarding Bryce Foster, Bill Superman has it all figured out.
  12. Oh yeah? Maybe his strategy is to milk about 24 million dollars from A&M over the next 3-4 years while doing as little as possible, live like a Buddhist pauper, retire at the age of 50 with all that money, buy an RV, then live the life of the bohemian artist he has always longed to be, going hither and yon, writing in his journals, and doing cowboy poetry recitations. After all, the big cowboy poetry roundup is held every year in Elko, Nevada. Coincidence? I think not.
  13. All the recruits want to play in an old-school R.C. Slocum style power run game offense!
  14. Fuck J.D. Vance in the goat ass Doesn't it make you want to pay a reporter to ask Vance who, exactly, in the U.S. Senate he has heard say this?
  15. That's a rounding error. It happens in business all the time. If you were a great businessman, like Trump (who wrote The Art of the Deal after all), you'd understand.
  16. The Incel Camino or Deplorean or whatever you want to call it looks even worse in person.
  17. Six-fingered Donnie praying backwards in the church pew is the best Donnie yet!
  18. This story is crazy as shit. It's hard to believe that the first two photos are of the same woman. For those who didn't read it: she was a well-known, well-respected figure in the community until she got enmeshed in a MAGA women's "prayer group" which has a decidedly Handmaiden's Tale outlook on the world and ended up murdering the mother of her grandchildren and the wife of a minister who the murdered mother had brought along as a witness to the interactions she had with her children. And the murder plot was so fucking stupid and so poorly implemented that Barney Fyfe could have figured it out while drinking with Otis Campbell.
  19. I think we're going to find out that Trump, via Cohen, paid for an abortion ... maybe Shera Berchard's.
  20. Van Orden is certifiably bat shit crazy and I'm sure he's suffering from PTSD and watching his daughter die of cancer last year, but him going after Gaetz really pleases me.
  21. I'm old, I know But eeeeven so I really shart a lot Really shart a lot Sharts are like a flame They burn you when they're hot Trump smells Oooh, oooh Trump smells
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