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  1. 10 hours ago, GenXer said:

    Well if your district looks anything like mine, that might answer your question. Apparently, the wise texas state legislature believes my voting interests align more closely with the exoburbs of texarkana than our county seat of mckinney.

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    The term gerrymandering came from a politician drawing named Gerry making a district that looked like a salamander.

    My district looks like salvador dali made a surrealist excavator that grew a mechanical dick that it’s trying to self pleasure and a tail covered in genital warts.


    De Kalb is the genital warts, right?

  2. 10 hours ago, RGBIII said:

    They have some donors and are motivated. Their administration has held them back pretty badly and their lack of cohesiveness has been a big detriment. Also commercial opportunities are nowhere near what some would think "because they are in LA". Cali in general has so many damn pro teams that it really leeches from what they can do in NIL. Lambo of Austin loves sponsoring these texas kids because Texas IS the pro team in town (Sorry Verde fans), Lambo of LA would much rather throw ad money at a guy like Anthony Davis or hell, even Austin Reaves than whoever is a great LT or DT at USC. Then throw in the fact that they have to compete with the dodgers, angels, kings, rams, chargers, lakers, clippers, galaxy etc etc etc and its tough, especially for the bottom of the roster. Jake Majors has a Lambo, I can guarantee the center at USC isnt making shit


    Jake Majors has a Lambo? 

    Holy fuck.

  3. 11 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

     


    She fucked Corey Lewandowski, Brad Parscale, and Rob Porter while working for Trump. Let's hope she fucks Trump now. 

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  4. 3 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

    How many pool tables had to die to make tonight's suit? Hideous. 


    I knew LSU's goose was cooked when Mulkey showed up wearing no rhinestones and without a live ocelot on her head.

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  5. 44 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    #TheBakerEffect shun the non believers of Baker.


    #thebakereffect transcends time and space, impacting recruitments long before and after Baker himself gets involved, engulfing all who would try to deny its universal ferocity like a fever-filled star. 

    Kenneth Sims? He came to Texas because of #thebakereffect.

     

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  6. 5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

    Interesting article on the weed shitshow in Oklahoma. Cant trust Okies to do anything without fucking it up

    https://www.businessinsider.com/oklahoma-legal-marijuana-cannabis-laws-industry-kingfisher-county-mass-murder-2024-3

    well no shit, barb. no f'n shit. 


    "The remnants of face-high marijuana plants lie flat on the unswept concrete."

    Wait a minute, we can go get some weed in Oklahoma? Who's up for a road trip?

  7. 17 minutes ago, Satchel said:

    Has anyone noticed how he’s stop calling Trump a whiny little bitch?


    He called him a whiny little bitch three weeks ago.

    "That’s why I’m always saying to the Trump people, you think he’s so macho, and you’re the big tough guys, but the basic tough thing that a tough guy would do is be able to say I lost and not pout, and not be a whiny little bitch,” Maher said.

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