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Grade of D as in David

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  1. 16 minutes ago, Woland said:

    Someone needs to start fundraising for the Trump Un-Presidential Library. The architect needs to plan ample room for the Legal Proceedings Wing… maybe name the wing after Giuliani.

    Don't forget the grab em by the pussy glory hole. 

    Who is on the other side? Are they a celebrity?

  2. 4 minutes ago, Not that Bob said:

    I just tucked that manila folder into my carry on for a trip to see the grandkids. You see, a phone is a machine and all machines break at some point. Usually at the most inopportune time, like while boarding an airplane. A printed piece of paper never has low batteries or a weak signal, whippersnapper. 

    Don't forget to put some travelers checks in your security money belt.

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  3. 6 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

    I fuckin rage out from the 1st 95+ degree day of the year until the 1st cold front.  This heat is a direct affront to me.

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    That's a wrong a kind of a front, you a need a cold a front 

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  4. 4 hours ago, Not a cat said:

    I did not get the exact details as it purportedly happened in a flash - one second dog is lunging at a chimp, next thing it's flying through the air to its death.  Or maybe the chimp broke its neck immediately and the tree drop was just spiking the ball.  It's not like guys sitting around the fire with a pet chimp are conducting an autopsy afterward.

    Even if that story is bullshit, I'd bet heavily on the chimp money line in any potential matchup 

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    That's exactly what guys sitting around the fire with a pet chimp would do 

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  5. 3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

    That sounds like the story he told, but be very careful posting the name of that church in association with the poster in question. Blacklab gave me a week off for doing so, even though he'd mentioned it before in the past, with the accusation that I was trying to dox him. Others have said he's claimed to be a deacon in the past.

    I have no idea who this person is in real life, but based on their posting history I would have guessed it's a prosperity gospel megachurch.

  6. 36 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

    Fuck that. I was camping at 9 degrees and shivering kept me up. Plus I cannot get her PJ's off for a quickie. 

    I am fine with a sheet, a poncho liner and the air at 80 with a fan on me. But then I grew up in Central America. 

    Get her a pair of the old timey pajamas with the flap in the back.

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  7. 4 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

    There was a thread here or on TOS of "what celeb have you been told you look like" and I forgot to add a Harris Co deputy told me I looked like BB and, as he was writing up my red tag, if I told him to put lotion on his skin he was throwing me out of his car. He looked like exactly like Super Troopers' Farva. So that was pretty weird. 

    So he was a great big fat person?

     

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  8. 1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

    It’s not fear, I think it’s a dumb theory and teaching it to children makes the dumber.
     

    I once picked up a date and her father was cleaning his shotgun. I can’t wait until she brings a guy home for dinner, it’s going to be hilarious. 

    Let me guess, WRT is more your flavor?

  9. 13 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

    I agree that a financial literacy course is a good idea. Banning CRT? From universities, which is where it is found? Freedom of thought much?
     

    I knew a guy who was kicked out of UT. He said the disciplinary board was as white as phosphorescent cave scum. For some reason, that csb came to mind.

    Storytime?

    Just now, Poe It Up said:

    Yes, it’s a theory in which academia whackjobs sit around and sniff each others farts while telling each other how good they smell. 

    Nah fam, that's Fox & Friends 

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