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CHAD BRISCOE

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  1. Hey Man do u Live in the pan Handle because I have oil's the best way to use you're oil's is in a electric toot toot this is the type I condone for various alments like corns callus tetter's mental health and baby's and much more .  I can anoint them asswell . www.legitimatebusinessenterpise.biz

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  2. Well just like the Title say's I had a Pifane the other day I was chilling behind Stripe's hitting my toot toot and a little u knjow what and all of a sudden this dude come from No Where . And i'm all fuck this , I'm high as ball's and this dude come up to me and he said it's cool dude can I do a toot toot wit you . I said sure and before u know it Me and Amish was buds he work at Stripe's but was on his break and was gonna get retarded on some wierd urbs or shit he got from his sister . Well Amish is Indian and we got to talking about how they live on Reservation's and how I was like it's cool that U get to live for free the goverment don't give me shit and I'm a veteran . Well turn out Amish said There is something you can do to get rid of the Goverment have U ever heard of Possee Comitatus that is the law that let's the Government have Police well did you know that it is ILLEGAL . THAT'S RIGHT at birth the goverment stole your real SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and gave it to a COMPUTER from the IBM CORPORATION . In which time U were enter into a lottery to go to either a real family or a Correction Facility . Well I can tell U this all U have to do is cut up your driver license send it to the Goverment .Is that true 

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  3. 1 hour ago, luke duke said:

    Rudy said your oils gave him the shits.

    Well I Told Rudy ( A Dumbass ) To Test It Before He Got On A Fucking Submarine . It is in his Text's for Sure and also the sale's agreement

  4. 1 hour ago, ztejas said:

    Chad I'm on the fence. I've heard great things about miracle oils but have yet to try them. As it would be my first time I'm nervous. What advice could you offer?

    Well I would say first start with the inside of youre wrist or something .  that is because if it give's u a rash or it burn's the shit out of u its better there than on your ball's .  next I would say pick a flavour that Glorifie's your Home and Family that you would enjoy . WE also have special oil's for Adult's Only . for rubbing or whatever . 

    B====D~~~~~~~ HIV  :^*

  5. 19 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

    You can throw them.  

    Save them, 

    Grow them into chickens,

    Paint them,

    Burn them,

    Juggle them. 

    1.) I can not tell You why but I am not able to save these Egg's

    2.) I do not Know much about Bird's but I Do not think this is Possible

    3( I do not have any Paint

    4) Wo'nt this cook the Egg's

    5 What

  6. Also you may not know this unless u read the news paper or Economest or whatever but My President Donald W. Trump has been the biggest support for essential oil's of all the president's . mostly because he put tax on oil's come from China they flood the market with oil's seriously they got all piss in one of there city's and the Independent Professional's Of Oil's riot by tumping over there oil's barrels and running there various sents and essential agredient all over the ground that's why they call it flood . well allot of Chinese people died that day . Not because of the oil's of course they are completely safe but because there are so many Chinese people a bunch of them are bound too die every day it was just very tragic

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