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CHAD BRISCOE

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  1. This guy goes to doctor the doctor says you have Aides the doctor writes him instructions drink a quart of prune juice eat 4 x lax cook a pot of pinto beans. The guy says will that cure me of Aides he says no but it will give you a good understanding of why God gave you a asshole!!!!

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  2. Hello I know I have not had egg's for sell for a while I havenet had any but more I have cum across and now I am ready to offer you egg's I have started a egg's farm so I have plenty so if u want some for Thankgivings our CHRIST-mes our Kwanza HMU and I can get you all the egg's u want they are jucy

     

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  3. Hello i know u haven't herd from me in quiet some times but anywa's me and Carl had a badass idea and that was too build a Hot Tub well we got our hole all dug and Carl come back with some bag's of QuickCreat anyways Long Story's Short he threw a bag of QuickCreat on my crotch and it crush one of my nut's . Well it is swole like a cantalope and there is some juice coming out so I went to the Care Clinic at the CVS and this Persean lady tole me I need to go to the Hospital and they might have too cut it off well my question is if one is for pee and one is for cum how do I know witch one is witch 

  4. Well title say's it all I been shitten my brains out for two week's . Today it had little bean's in it and I'm worry about it is it normal to have bean's in it and some time corns . This was at the Rock Church I had to stop on the way back from Amarillo and take a Shu-Shu in there parking lot also I am sorry I left my unders . 

  5. 1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

    Next time tell Carl to climb up the inside of Big Tex's pants leg, and he can wriggle around like a turd in his britches.

    Well Carl has got really Fat so the only thing he wriglin is a Arby Sandwich

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