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CHAD BRISCOE

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  1. Hello i know u haven't herd from me in quiet some times but anywa's me and Carl had a badass idea and that was too build a Hot Tub well we got our hole all dug and Carl come back with some bag's of QuickCreat anyways Long Story's Short he threw a bag of QuickCreat on my crotch and it crush one of my nut's . Well it is swole like a cantalope and there is some juice coming out so I went to the Care Clinic at the CVS and this Persean lady tole me I need to go to the Hospital and they might have too cut it off well my question is if one is for pee and one is for cum how do I know witch one is witch 

  2. Well title say's it all I been shitten my brains out for two week's . Today it had little bean's in it and I'm worry about it is it normal to have bean's in it and some time corns . This was at the Rock Church I had to stop on the way back from Amarillo and take a Shu-Shu in there parking lot also I am sorry I left my unders . 

  3. 1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

    Next time tell Carl to climb up the inside of Big Tex's pants leg, and he can wriggle around like a turd in his britches.

    Well Carl has got really Fat so the only thing he wriglin is a Arby Sandwich

  4. Well jsut like the title say's I went to Dalla's It was cool I went to The Fair .

    did u know there are strip club's that they show you there pralene . Yeah its true I went too one . It was call TP or Something storey goes like this I will tell you about it .  One of these girl's was from Terell with brace's it was just like Hi School except I think she had Tuberquolses . Except for when she cough on me it was hot anyways did U know they touch youre bird . If anybody want's to go back to Dalla's let me know because I liked it

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  5. On 8/5/2019 at 6:14 AM, PXTX Horn said:

    I will need a ride share later today, To go into from about from roughly were the zip codes of Round Rock, Hutto and Pflugerville meet up. Does anybody know a driver that works this area?If you drive Lyft or Uber PM me I need to go to the Seton Suites on 35th and medical PKWY. I am not shopping the cheapest I just want to try it will be first time and if the prices are are reality it will not be my last. Drivers are welcome to encouraged to contact me also My check out time is not set so I will be flexible. Also what would be considered tip? I am older and it is in my nature to leave a good tip for drivers.

    Hello are you In Borger Pampa Amarilo or somewhere else wheel then I am the driver four you I have a four star raeing . I am not on a " APP " because my friend Jole tole me their just basically bank's and those are against God .wiches why you can't have a ATM in church but they still take check's . Anyway would u like a ride I am cheap as fuck and do'nt even care about stopping at Arby's because they let me go their again since they're old manager got fire for sucking dick behind the grease trap

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