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  1. Hello i know u haven't herd from me in quiet some times but anywa's me and Carl had a badass idea and that was too build a Hot Tub well we got our hole all dug and Carl come back with some bag's of QuickCreat anyways Long Story's Short he threw a bag of QuickCreat on my crotch and it crush one of my nut's . Well it is swole like a cantalope and there is some juice coming out so I went to the Care Clinic at the CVS and this Persean lady tole me I need to go to the Hospital and they might have too cut it off well my question is if one is for pee and one is for cum how do I know witch one is witch
  2. This was my regular anes the 2econd anes only poops out yellow jueice and some time blood
  3. Well anyways what starter this was me and Carl was tryna figure out if you stick a big enough pipe in you're Anes and fart is it silent . We have not found a proper pipe do you know what size for a anes
  4. listen dick ball's nobody ask you why don't u go fuck ur mom oh wait I already did I'm the anes
  5. Also base ball is fagety all these homo's standen around in butt tight pant's if you like base ball you also like man's ball's
  6. they are going too have too prey extra hard on Sunday
  7. Well title say's it all I been shitten my brains out for two week's . Today it had little bean's in it and I'm worry about it is it normal to have bean's in it and some time corns . This was at the Rock Church I had to stop on the way back from Amarillo and take a Shu-Shu in there parking lot also I am sorry I left my unders .
  8. Well Carl has got really Fat so the only thing he wriglin is a Arby Sandwich
  9. Carl had too get back he's not allow out of the county for more than 24 hour's
  10. Well jsut like the title say's I went to Dalla's It was cool I went to The Fair . did u know there are strip club's that they show you there pralene . Yeah its true I went too one . It was call TP or Something storey goes like this I will tell you about it . One of these girl's was from Terell with brace's it was just like Hi School except I think she had Tuberquolses . Except for when she cough on me it was hot anyways did U know they touch youre bird . If anybody want's to go back to Dalla's let me know because I liked it
  11. That Song is a fucken peice of shit
  12. What happen too that slut who show'ed her tetas
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