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CHAD BRISCOE

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  1. May The Lord Continue Too Bless Jesus Abd His Family
  2. He (Jesus) Is The Reason For The Seasons
  3. i don't know what Boofing is but I will tell You if it is a Real Medical Condition then we do have a oil for it maybe a comboun of sevaral different oil's and flavors . Let me tell you a story it is about a man long ago who was also alive at the time of Jesus . His name was Mose and he one day he was walking in the forest just mining his own business and God jump's out at him from behind a tree and set's himself on fire . Well shit now what do I do says Mose . And God said Build me a boat and put all of the animal's on it two by two and make sure they are boy and girl or whatever . Anyway, I dont relly remember what happen but I do know that Mose became a Leperd and they had to chase his ass around because them bitches are fast . They finally caught him and put him in some chain's and then anoint him with some special Leperd oil that made him normal again . And let me tell you that shit really happened it is in the bible . The recipe is really in there
  4. Yall heard of that bitch Mary Callendar's well did u know she got fuckin restarants now . Well u cant get that level of succe'ss in life without keep trying and so that is what I am here to do . Jesus tought Jole that no man is a sunder and I believe it is true . For it is in the Lord amen . Imma sell these oil's like Mary Callendar's sell's Pot Pie's Also this week I am haveing a sell buy two and get the third one free but if u want it anointed their still extra for that .
  5. I'm on that OG shit that Roast Beef's Max life boy
  6. no like what do u aim it at like bird's or sticks or something .
  7. when you are camping where do u jack off at .
  8. Olive Oil with Scavenge Egg's will make those thought's go away
  9. If u know those guys are dude's , theyr'e not hot but if u think they might be chick's the third one is the hottest
  10. I heard Waco was crazy for real like everyones on drug's
  11. Also I need to know if u can drink a cats Milk
  12. i am also around if u are a hot bitch and need some body to anoint your'e body with my Seed because it is a natural thing for to << GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY >> so sayeth the Lord
  13. Yeah see this how it work's . it's like the oil kill's the curse and the flavor kill's the spell and also we can anoint any kind u want with The Power Of JEsus for various type of disease's . Like u can Put Francensent on your ankle but it will make youre elbo fill better .
  14. this is basicelly it but with a Sqirrell instead of a Prarydog problem is u cant shoot them unless u want to sow the hole back up our rebuild his head's so u have to hit them real hard . this is NOT my picture but mine is Patent with a sharpner butthole .
  15. incase you use it for pens dipshit
  16. Oh Carl (the "AA") wanted me to remine you that we warsh them first when we take they're gut's out so you don't have to have bloody pencil's and money and shit
  17. Like maybe if u buy three oil's u get them in a free squalletdog case I don't know just spiten rhimes
  18. They are a little smaller than squrrell's but we can make it work also if u replace the butthole with a Pencil Sharpner it would be good for kid's
  19. Hello I am no longer available to sell egg's because we have very little tree's for nest's so they are hard too fine . However I am right now also avesting in a new adventure have you heard of the squalet ???? This is a hollow out squirell with a zipper sowed in to it so it can be use to hold money or pencil's or what ever . Well know what we have a shit ton of around here . Prarydog's My busness will be the first to make them with Prarydog's how do u like that
  20. Look like somebody squish up a Sniker and put a head on it
  21. No Carl is a Fat Bitch looking bitch
  22. Dang that girl got some big as titty's how is Her Milk states
  23. Oil's are in the BIBLE Oil's are in the Bible so You know their real in fact the Bible Oil's cure things like: Lepresy Locust Tooth Paste's Pink Eye Hemroids Anti Oxedant Snake's Ring Worm's Regular Worm's Larva's Dog's Bite's Cyst Various Pox'es Measels Uteres Problem's If your depress Plaque of Frog's Camel Mite's Other type of Mite's Fungeses like on youre feet Male Enhancment Milk Flatulance (Fart's)
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