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CHAD BRISCOE

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  1. CHAD BRISCOE

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    This guy goes to doctor the doctor says you have Aides the doctor writes him instructions drink a quart of prune juice eat 4 x lax cook a pot of pinto beans. The guy says will that cure me of Aides he says no but it will give you a good understanding of why God gave you a asshole!!!!
  2. That sucks because if they have a nother Olympics in four years they will spend alot of time on Memorials and shit and fewer time on weird sport's they have in other Places. The Opening Ceremony gonna be long as my dong
  3. Many of my oil's are Food Grade and can be used in this manner provided you are Biblical marry
  4. Hello I am an Oil's Sellsmen please visit http://www.legitimatebusinessenterpise.biz/
  5. Me and Carl and Carl Dad we borrowed a backho from ABR and we dug up a Bunker today we have about 100 bags of QuickCrete getting delivered to make walls . But we do'nt know how to make a roof yet
  6. Back in the Day's of Yoar the kid's would have been picking wheats or whatever and that's less dangerous than school because you can't get sick picking wheats only run over by a combine
  7. Really it would probaly be better if it was Kid's dying from it because they don't really have lifes they have to live yet just school
  8. It's it just Asiens getting this Sickness or is it every body . I have a roll of duck tape and some plastic drop cloths to put around my windows in case a emergency
  9. I can not really see down their but I can put a picture
  10. Ido'nt know what kine of Egg's they are but they are jucy also are any of you doctor's because I was scratchen at my in-seam and their was lot's of blood on my finger and now their is a black hole on my ballsac
  11. I got a new ad vertizement it is Arby Got The Meat's Chad Got The Egg's
  12. Yeah lol some body Fucken in their for sure I put out meat's for them at night but their hiden during the Day times
  13. You're eredtion is you're owned business gaylord
  14. Bitch I went to a collage suck my retnum
  15. Hello I know I have not had egg's for sell for a while I havenet had any but more I have cum across and now I am ready to offer you egg's I have started a egg's farm so I have plenty so if u want some for Thankgivings our CHRIST-mes our Kwanza HMU and I can get you all the egg's u want they are jucy
  16. why do'nt you eat my dangle string bean
  17. Hello i know u haven't herd from me in quiet some times but anywa's me and Carl had a badass idea and that was too build a Hot Tub well we got our hole all dug and Carl come back with some bag's of QuickCreat anyways Long Story's Short he threw a bag of QuickCreat on my crotch and it crush one of my nut's . Well it is swole like a cantalope and there is some juice coming out so I went to the Care Clinic at the CVS and this Persean lady tole me I need to go to the Hospital and they might have too cut it off well my question is if one is for pee and one is for cum how do I know witch one is witch
  18. This was my regular anes the 2econd anes only poops out yellow jueice and some time blood
  19. Well anyways what starter this was me and Carl was tryna figure out if you stick a big enough pipe in you're Anes and fart is it silent . We have not found a proper pipe do you know what size for a anes
  20. Fucken ball sack
  21. listen dick ball's nobody ask you why don't u go fuck ur mom oh wait I already did I'm the anes
  22. Also base ball is fagety all these homo's standen around in butt tight pant's if you like base ball you also like man's ball's
  23. they are going too have too prey extra hard on Sunday
  24. Well title say's it all I been shitten my brains out for two week's . Today it had little bean's in it and I'm worry about it is it normal to have bean's in it and some time corns . This was at the Rock Church I had to stop on the way back from Amarillo and take a Shu-Shu in there parking lot also I am sorry I left my unders .
  25. Well Carl has got really Fat so the only thing he wriglin is a Arby Sandwich
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