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Kermit

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  1. She needs a break, but that isn’t a good look. These old heads need to take a step back and let the new generation come up. That goes for the men’s team too.
  2. Wife: Are we watching the first game of the college football season tonight? Muppet: Can’t. Game 7 of the NBA Finals is happening.
  3. How did the most talented basketball player of all time perform?
  4. The most gifted? What kind of gift are we talking about here?
  5. I'm going to take another view on whatever this drama is; it's great for the league. I'm of the opinion that this is an orchestrated, fake drama show intended to boost conversation of the league and Caitlin Clark, leading to intense thought pieces on the effects of race on sports culture, hot takes on team culture, and hilarious press conferences where you can sell jealousy and envy to the more lackadaisical consumer and create outrage and viewership. It's fucking working. Look at this goddamn thread. Look at the fucking news cycle. The WNBA has got to be loving this shit, and rightfully so. They have a great, white hope who is generating viewership and ticket sales, and a manufactured controversy they can sell to the public. The more this shit stays in the news, the better it is for everyone in the league.
  6. Victoria is not a secret down there.
  7. Yeah, Tommy Gunn. Maybe Bill was a fan.
  8. Surprisingly not a flagrant.
  9. Hey man, I bought a lot of stock in that Ant-Man=MJ talking point. I need Scott Foster to do his thing tonight.
  10. I believe he’s ordering a coffin for the big man.
  11. Just an all-time great. Great basketball player, great person, great announcer (not everyone’s cup of tea, but I loved him). I’m glad he’s not suffering anymore, but he will be missed tremendously. If you haven’t seen it, watch the documentary that ESPN put out in his life. Just an incredible dive into classic UCLA teams, Portland mania, overcoming adversity, depression, Grateful Dead, and Larry Legend. RIP, Bill.
  12. Durant better get comfortable in Phoenix.
  13. There is no worse category of vermin than NBA “news breakers”. May they all choke on a Stoops vintage 2005 bag of dicks.
  14. Jesus, Brunson. Throw in a pass every once in a while.
  15. It’s definitely not Derka.
  16. Dude is putting together a postseason for the ages. It’s been an awesome series, and I feel bad for Ant, who had a shit game last night. Hopefully this series can go seven so that those two can Bird/Nique their way to an epic finale. Feels like this is the Finals regardless.
  17. Me, after my morning coffee.
  18. Double dribble not a thing anymore?
  19. I am more impressed with Luka’s game are seeing how fat that dude is without his undershirt. Have another doughnut with your fadeaway.
  20. Topic suffered a non-contact injury and was carried off the floor. Poor kid.
  21. If it’s Trae Young, you probably won’t see me for a while. I just want the front office to leak (for once) that there’s no way in hell they’d ever consider that douche. Or don’t leak, have a full blown press conference telling us how much you hate the little bastard.
  22. Not next season, we’re drafting a point guard! - Brian Wright laughs manically as he drafts Matas Buzelis to play point guard defending the pick with claims that he can handle the ball and has size.
  23. I forget how much I hate watching Karl Anthony Towns play basketball.
  24. It’s fucking hard to win back to back. NBA dominance is fleeting. Can’t believe that Ant is already this fucking good at 22. Denver took all that animosity and feelings of irrelevance from the Laker series and…
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