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Kermit

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  1. This motherfucker is 3-12, and he’s got lectures for the crowd, but can’t lose a game by less than 20.
  2. Fuck ‘em. Both of them. Start chastising the crowd when you decide you want to start coaching, you elderly gasbag. Suck a wine bottled shaped dick. Move your gold-bricking ass back to California. Stop booing? Man, fuck you.
  3. We need to have the Pop conversation at some point. It’s too soon for personal reasons, but there’s a retirement home where they’re chiseling his nameplate.
  4. Watched Blue Eye Samurai on a recommendation from a co-worker. Binged the goddamn thing pretty quickly. Beautiful show all the way around. Lots of tits and a nose dildo for those so inclined.
  5. It’s getting close, which I didn’t think was possible. Same team, win lottery, get worse. Did they hire Sam Hinkie?
  6. Goddamn, this team sucks. I don’t know how much analysis you can do over piss poor effort.
  7. Good job, good effort. Abmas pissing down his leg there.
  8. Nobody: OKC fans: look at Chet, see how good he is, and how efficient he is, and they’re just winning, although ignore the help and support he has to usher him though a productive rookie season. He’s so underrated and under appreciated. Please love Chet.
  9. I’m done with the Sochan experience at point guard. It sucks.
  10. Matt Campbell is the rat Principal Hogarth hired to gnaw that thing off her face.
  11. This is the most anyone has ever discussed Kelly Oubre, on any medium, on any planet, in any universe. We did it.
  12. Zach, I’m sorry. I never meant it. I was just…messing around.
  13. Mamu needs to play. Find him fucking minutes.
  14. Omg this team sucks donkey dick in the third quarter. Do they take a fucking nap?
  15. More Wemby threes and him defensively on the three point line. The exact opposite of the second half. I thought they really slowed it down in the first half. The second unit with Sando and Blake fucking Wesley of all people was surprisingly effective.
  16. I dislike Draymond passionately, but I would be over the moon if he was a Spur. I cheered for Bruce Bowen, Stephen Jackson, and Dennis Rodman. Dude sucks, but he’s everything you’d want in a supporting basketball player. He just thinks he’s a star, and that’s the issue. Like Aggie said, dude hit the winning lottery ticket and has fucked it up so bad that even Warriors fans are done with him. Someone on Reddit commented that the reason Steve Kerr’s back hurts so much is that he’s spineless (credit where credit is due). Sucks for Steph that he’s out there solidifying his legend status and the dopes he plays with can’t get their shit together. I’m so glad this is going down with Chris Paul on the team. May he never sniff a title.
  17. Sources then say that Jackson was so distressed, he sent unsolicited nude pictures to another stripper.
  18. Draymond has been absolutely eviscerated by Rudy Gilbert, of all people. The quote about him getting ejected in games where Steph doesn’t play is on point, and the quote about Steve Kerr defending his player knowing deep down he’s a clown is enough for Rudy to be on my all-time Kermit team. Congrats @MNLonghornFUKM, the trade was worth it all along. Fucking Draymond Green has made Rudy Gobert palatable.
  19. Today I learned something I wish I didn’t know.
  20. Yes. If I watch one more of these motherfuckers throw a goddamn bounce pass to a literal giant, I’m going to kick a puppy. It’s pretty sad when Devonte Graham, who hadn’t played a lick all season, comes into the game and instantly knows where to pass the ball. I wish his teammates old follow suit. Throw the ball up.
  21. If Ant continues this trajectory of basketball deification, Karl won’t have to do shit in the postseason.
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