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Kermit

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  1. My man, Ime Udoka can fight. From our very own Gabe Muoneke.
  2. It’s not like Wemby has been a slouch. If the Spurs win a couple of games here and there, he’s right back on top.
  3. This. If the Spurs ain’t playing, they ain’t losing.
  4. Vassell is on a minutes restriction and they’re bringing him off the bench until he’s off it. Everything else I agree with. The Branham stats are abysmal and he should sit on the bus during the game. He can shoot the mid-range, but he and Collins need to immediately stop shooting threes. They’re instant turnovers. Wemby has at least stopped shooting so goddamn many bad ones.
  5. Why is Zach Collins allowed to shoot so many threes?
  6. Much better. If Young is going to foul hunt all game, and the refs are trick-ass marks, ain’t nothing you can do about that. I wish they had left Branham at the practice facility. Preferably tied him to a ride at Fiesta Texas.
  7. He actually has some good spots last night, when the game was over and Denver had eased off. Actually, that’s harsh. He made shots from behind the arc, for once. He’s a weird player in that there is no redeeming qualities to his game outside of midrange shots. He is definitely the worst defender on the team, and that’s saying something with Doug McDermott breathing in a Spurs uniform. What does he do? What does he offer. I can’t even fantasize about his improvement without going limp. I’d rather play a failing, confidence-less Champagnie at this point. In his defense though, I have seen him throw lobs to Wemby, which is more than I can say for Keldon or Sochan. You can’t throw it high enough, and yet time after time deflection/steal. Maybe it is hard to throw the ball up 15 feet instead of 12.
  8. Playing Branham any minutes is a recipe for losing, which is why he’s starting I guess.
  9. Okay, but could you write some fan fiction detailing the affair and frame it in such a way that it’s a threesome with the Coyote. Asking for a friend.
  10. What jumps out? My team is digging below the basement?
  11. Hey man, that’s a pretty good lecture. You might have an NBA coaching career in you yet.
  12. The sheer fucking audacity. I still can’t believe he walked to the microphone to lecture the fans. After sobering up, 8 hours of sleep, Thanksgiving lunch, more alcohol, and the traditional audition of the finger puppets, it’s still one of the more condescending things I’ve seen a professional coach do. Credit to San Antonio, they booed that idiot louder after that.
  13. Several lessons learned here if he fucked her (lol “if”): 1. Check the age of consent laws in the country you’re playing in 2. Card these girls (and guys, talking to you Dwight) 3. Do not under any circumstances take post-nut pictures 4. Have Chet tweet out your statement
  14. Not good. I probably need to walk away for a while.
  15. Hey guys, we’re classy. Don’t boo. Meanwhile pay these exorbitantly high prices for a player we’ll misuse all year and surround with the worst goddamn supporting cast in NBA history. Look, here’s Doug McDermott, a piece of shit player who when he’s not missing a shot is turning the ball over inexplicably and fouling on a screen. Here’s Malaki Branham. We don’t know what he does, but man do we play him a lot. A little. I need a drink.
  16. Hey guys, don’t boo, meanwhile starts a SF at PG all season and “I’m so experimental, look at me’s” the fanbase. Meanwhile they haven’t won a game since Halloween. It’s Thanksgiving.
  17. This motherfucker is 3-12, and he’s got lectures for the crowd, but can’t lose a game by less than 20.
  18. Fuck ‘em. Both of them. Start chastising the crowd when you decide you want to start coaching, you elderly gasbag. Suck a wine bottled shaped dick. Move your gold-bricking ass back to California. Stop booing? Man, fuck you.
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