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Kermit

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  1. Yes. This is the correct response.
  2. Goddamn, this is an awful game. Just mind numbingly awful. How are the Rockets this fucking bad?
  3. Bulldozer parents usually don’t change, especially when their meal ticket is their kid. One of them started a fight at a mall, and the other one went at Shannon Sharpe. They’re just as immature. Sucks for Memphis fans.
  4. I don’t think he’s crazy, just stupid. He’s a goddamn moron.
  5. Not me. Someone on here got a chubby at the mention of her name, though.
  6. 3.5 games in front of Charlotte. Third worst record in the league. Spurs finished third worst in 1997, and we all now how that turned out. Don’t fuck this up, you stupid assholes.
  7. So you’re saying his real name is Clarence?
  8. I hated that motherfucker before, I really hate him now.
  9. I think what most of us had hoped for at the beginning of the season was a chance to be fucking horrific. They’ve come through brilliantly. Wemby, Scoot, Accessory to Murder…it don’t make a shit. Hopefully it’s one of the first two, though.
  10. It’s officially dead. Fucking Netflix. Too expensive.
  11. I, for one, celebrate the acquisition of Westbrook for the Clippers and look forward to this decision torpedoing yet another season for Kawhi Leonard.
  12. I followed Mitch’s lead and did some research on this Elsa Jean character. Man, the Spurs sure have attracted some assholes lately. And by assholes I mean people of low character, not Miss Jean’s asshole which I’m sure could fit most of the Spurs players at the same time.
  13. Great points. I guess it bothers me that every time I’ve ever seen the dude, either on the court or off it, it feels like an actor playing a character. It’s fucking weird. I’ll shut up now.
  14. Lebron is fucking fake. I didn’t know this was up for argument. Every single aspect of his life is calculated. Is it wrong to want authenticity from a public figure?
  15. Pretty much sums up Lebron’s career.
  16. One of the great mysteries of any athlete in the history of sports is how that dude became the pussy ass bitch he is today based of one coach’s press conference.
  17. This has got to be the first Surly user to NBA owner connection we’ve had here. Ask him if he’ll fund a plane ride to Cleveland for us to shit on Dan Gilbert’s lawn. Make sure the request is in comic sans.
  18. It’s Phoenix. They’ll find a way to fuck this up. Good for Kevin though.
  19. I’m pretty sure you can remove “if” from that sentence.
  20. This is going to end horribly, and I’m here for it.
  21. Do you have the video where you yell “Fuck Kawhi Leonard” and start swinging on the four Clippers fans who showed up to the game?
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