Everything posted by Kermit
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Chet Holmgren- Basketball's Next Unicorn?
Goddamnit Aqua. Please, no.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
I hear that’s the Coyote’s beverage of choice. I like where this is going.
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Chet Holmgren- Basketball's Next Unicorn?
Pretty sure I can’t reach his dick, so I’ve got that going for me.
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Chet Holmgren- Basketball's Next Unicorn?
He’s fucking awesome. Love watching these skinny dudes play center and prove everyone wrong about their durability and strength.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
He’s legitimately the worst NBA player I’ve seen in some time. I think I post this after every game he plays.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
That’s got to be the worst goddamn game Keldon Johnson has ever played.
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2023 NCAAVB Championship: #2 Texas vs #1 Nebraska; 2pm ABC (Dec 17)
Coach Boomhauer.
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NBA 2023-24
This ROY race is going to be an all-timer. Jaime ain’t winning, but he’s fucking awesome too.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Devin was fucking incredible, but Branham deserves the game ball. I don’t know where the fuck that came from, but I’ll take it.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
- NBA 2023-24
Aggie, I’m sorry for what I’m about to say… The best part of the Warriors struggles is seeing Chris Paul irrelevant once again. Enjoy your championship-less season, you colossal douche. Maybe next year!- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
ROY is the only award I can think of that is not predicated on team success. Chet is extremely deserving if he wins, but they’re not going to hold the fact that Wemby doesn’t have SGA on his team against him.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Couple of observations from last night: Jeremy’s hair. What the fuck was that? Seriously, just no. Actually tried to get the ball to Wemby. Devin has completely lost his legs on this three point shot. Keldon needs to get to the rim or post up every night. Dude was taking it to Anthony Davis repeatedly. That’s his game. I hate Dougie McBuckets (as a player). He’s awful as a defender, and awful on offense. Just the worst. I’d rather Mamu get his playing time. Holy shit, Zach made some threes. Wemby is just on another planet, man. Hopefully he gets another win this season.- NBA 2023-24
See, Giannis fighting over a meaningless ball with the Pacers is exactly the level of bitchass this league needs. Maybe he should consult Chris Paul on the tunnel layout of the arena for maximum locker room infiltration.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Fucking love that Coyote smut has been birthed into existence.- NBA 2023-24
Not just anyone can draft Josh Primo in the lottery.- NBA 2023-24
Props to Nurkic and his teammates for not going HAM on Draymond. That could’ve been much worse. Dude has got to go. This is a career of cheap shots at this point and he’s going to seriously injure someone if the league doesn’t put their foot down. Also, lol at Kerr saying he didn’t see the incident when there’s video of him staring at the replay on the screen. These guys can’t even lie convincingly.- NBA 2023-24
If we have to watch, y’all gotta watch.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Bassey is out for the season. Hopefully he doesn’t have to watch this shit from the bench.- NBA 2023-24
You’re right. Hanson is playing Tulsa in May.- NBA 2023-24
They miss out on concerts because they live in Oklahoma.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Our long, national nightmare is over.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Way to go, morons. This is a team of fucking idiots. I’d rather Victor shoot 100 time a game than deal with any of the rest of these idiots. We fucking suck. One of the worst goddamn teams in NBA history.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Keldon has the worst goddamn game instincts. Just the worst.- NBA 2023-24
But then how would the owners get a public handout? - NBA 2023-24
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