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Posts posted by Serak The Preparer
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2 minutes ago, immamac said:
banned.
I get that this is a thankless task for you but I hope you reconsider. That was the first thing that made me laugh in the last couple of awful hours of shooting news.
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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:
If you're being sarcastic, it's not funny. I didn't type the explanation.
If you're being serious, you have my pity.
Was not laughing at you, just the uneeded and very detailed caption. I will still accept your pity.
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16 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:
I watched the clip but didn't realize why it was funny. I was about to post asking for the explanation. Thank God for the explanation below though, really helped!
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1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:
I think I misspoke upon furthe reading, currently the idea of the national government taking the 10% stake in Intel is NOT bipartisan but Trump led; what is bipartisan is the interest in the government getting involved in some capacity to help Intel as a matter of national interest (even much more so than U.S. Steel).
You're not replying to your boss. It's okay to say "I think I was wrong upon furthre [sic] reading".
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3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:
JFC
About a month ago my family was visiting relative on the east coast, and my wife and I took the kids to DC. While there we visited the Smithsonian National Museum of American History. It was a little light on the good parts of slavery but I did get a picture of the most important historical artifact I've ever seen:
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2 hours ago, immamac said:
A lot of you don't think anything is entertaining anymore, nothing is funny when all you are doing is rage posting and doomscrolling.
2 hours ago, aggie08 said:If you find Stassney funny, that's a you problem.
Anyone taking advice on what Immamac thinks is funny is an idiot given his take on the hilarity of rolling coal on people.
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13 hours ago, Macanudo said:I was talking about this the other day. Republicans lost their mind when Clinton got a blow job. We can debate whether what he did was ethical but Monica Lewinsky was an adult. But Trump continues to be a sleaze ball of the highest order and the GOPs just laps up his mushroom juice.
Dude, there is no debate about whether a boss receiving a blowjob from an intern is ethical, especially when that boss is the President of the US. I realize that in the context of our current President it almost seems quaint and charming but let's not completely bury our heads in the sand.
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4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:
During my time as an ATO at Florida, we went up to Tallahassee for a social with the Chi Omega sorority. The afternoon and evening before the social and the Bundy attack some of them, my fraternity brother and I with some the Chi Os at an apartment complex pool area.
Needless to say, the social did not happen the following day.
You a pretty big verb there (especially in context of Bundy attacks).
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Eh, I thought it was pretty mediocre other than the last shot of Freeze using time travel for golfing (but even then, use it to avoid getting busted for escorts!). I generally like SEC Shorts but choosing 1965 Georgia Football seems a bit odd to include a black fan, especially considering the George football program didn't integrate until 1971. I'm not asking for the cast to dress in white hoods but a little bit of reflection should have indicated a better year or school would be more appropriate.
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5 hours ago, immamac said:
Enjoy your ban. You know better and that should never have been typed.
For clarification - it was the first part of the post, pretty obvious what is over the line.
Wait a sec, why is the first part of @HornOnTheBayou's ban-worthy? I would totally get it if he insulted Elvis's wife but he simply acknowledged that Elvis is most known on these forums for posting pics in IPIHB. Do you think that is untrue, and is acknowledging that worth a ban? I have no issue with Elvis doing that, his and his wife's business, and I didn't see anything in Horn's post that was disparaging about that either.
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7 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:-
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1 hour ago, ztejas said:
I got smacked in the face in Chicago one time because I was being dumb and unsafe and the dude got some weed and $200 off me.
I had just used the ATM so I told Wells Fargo that I never got the cash and got the $200 back. Because fuck WF.
I've had a gun pulled on me but it wasn't a mugging-type situation and I just left.
That's all I got.
I mean on the one hand fuck Wells Fargo, but in the other hand fuck Wells Fargo even more.
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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:You act as if the posters in this thread had previously been hyping Ojo as some sort of next version of Banks. Maybe I missed that. You can go back pretty far in this thread and find references to guys we trust, like Gerry, not being as high on Ojo as the rankings would suggest.
It’s not going to be posters on this board who hammer Ojo from the #1 OL ranking to finishing somewhere in the national 150-ish overall range. Are you implying that when those rankings change that it’s a conspiracy among the ratings services? Or are you just too stupid to follow the logic knot you’re tying in some sort of pathetic effort to seem contrarian?
Just so we’re on the same page here, you do realize that you’re actively engaging with one of the lowest IQ, highest vaginally juiced fucktards in all of longhorn netdom, right?
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1 hour ago, Parliament said:
They need to feed the characters of the Surly Horns Cloak Room into that AI.
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9 hours ago, victory88 said:
Daily reminder of that Netanyahu is charged with numerous war crimes and is starving an entire population. Not only are they starving an entire population, they are using food trucks as bait to shoot civilians. Want to know how sick this gets, Israel has observation decks where their citizens can watch this happen.
Israel has murdered and killed more journalists than world war 1, world war 2, Vietnam war, and Afghanistan war, Iraq war combined.
Israel has killed 233 UN aid workers. Most recent one was shot driving a UN aid truck. Who is the terrorist again? Or is that word only for Muslims?
@Rex Kramer and @statsman when they see this:
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1 hour ago, PGFrog said:
You don't read sarcasm very well do you
My bad
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49 minutes ago, PGFrog said:
Something you can't find in Houston, because there is no Tex-Mex to be found anywhere in Houston.
Hugo Ortega says I have your puffy taco right here next to KD.
The stupidity in the comment is like if the football, cloak room, and Clark Caitlin thread all got together and had the biggest dumbest ugliest baby ever. I dont give a shit if you think another restaurant or even city has better Tex-Mex, good for you, but saying Houston has no Tex-Mex at all is insisting upon yourself.
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7 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:
I don’t understand how this became the repository for “I have such bad TDS that I’m gonna apologize for the fucking Iranians”, but here we are. Can we please stop pretending under more competent leadership, the Iranians behaved? They did not.
Umm, can you point to a single post which you would characterize as "apologiz[ing] for the fucking Iranians", much less the repository for such posts? I see posts and tweets saying Iran was compliant with the previous deal (which Trump nullified), seems like you are saying they weren't? Independent bodies seem like they think Iran complied. @WineGuy69 - you also. Any actual evidence to say the UN nuclear watchdog is wrong or just "my team says so"?
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Just now, DaggerHorns said:
My apologies as this isn’t news, but can you tell more about “fuck friends” please.
I dig the sentiment but I suspect that you wouldn't really want more detail on what A @Js1 wants to make great again. NTTAWWT.
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Can all of you chucklefucks keep Texas vs California talk out of this thread? It really would be nice to have an actual news thread.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
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That was a woosh on me.