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NoctambulantBrobdingnagian

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  1. it's the equivalent to the Swagcopter Down meme a few years ago, magnificent
  2. does his signature say, "Titty Baby"? That looks like a lot of fucking 't's doesn't?
  3. Except, of course, the 12 games that will be hastily moved to LHN
  4. yea, he was slumped over and swaying the entire time
  5. I have a similar story involving Woody Harrelson. Have no idea what decade it happened in, but probably the 90s. He was absolutely blasted out of his mind as you can imagine. I was with a buddy of mine and the girl that was with us had this throwback voluptuousness from the 60s. He could not take his eyes off her beautiful breasts. Long story short, he followed us her around all night and we partied and smoked until the sun came up. Oh, and to make it more relevant to your story, he was short. p.s. Dude was so hammered; me and my friend just kept going through Cheers references and he kept motorboating and filling the bong; it was fucking surreal.
  6. This is going about like the time he approached shaggy.
  7. Jesus christ, Texas is the Father in that scenario, with 8 sons that have been running the family business into the ground. Daddy is cutting off the trust funds to the tit babies.
  8. Hey, Texas and Oklahoma, WE HAVE VALUE, SIRS! - the orphan 8 (while being in the Big 12) Fuck, we are horrible, no one is going to want us, we are totally and completely without any value standing on our own - the orphan 8 (and of course, reality)
  9. We're fine with you going independent, my dude.
  10. well, to be fair, most of our shitty fans reside in our agricultural branch on the brazos
  11. Imagine, these chuckle fucks think that this has been a humbling experience for us, lol.
  12. If a quorum is called I will boondoggle it by reading from one of my posts in the Tell Me About Texas a&m thread. - @Randolph Duke, probably
  13. and everyone always makes a mental note that @Armybrat has in order: translated from roman numerals, left off the designation BC, or randomly spouted out random facts about Lou Gehrig because dementia
  14. Kansas and Iowa State going to kick 'Big' Red in the nuts in perpetuity? Yes please.
  15. You think this is going to stop in weeks? Billy Luigi's last breath, years from now when we've beaten them 12 years in a row (heh), will be audibly bitching about this, hitting send on his twitter comment, and stroking out with a burnt orange embolism.
  16. You are an enormously naive dumb fuck if you think this has anything to do with (recent) records.
  17. I think you seriously underestimate how much these schools love money. Adding Texas and OU is going to add 30 million per school on top of what they make now. If aggy doesn't shut up, there are plenty of swamps that they can disappear into.
  18. To be clear, are the remaining Big 12 members offering blowjobs?
  19. The only question I have is whether or not the Big10 and the PAC try to lure us at the 11th hour.
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