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NoctambulantBrobdingnagian

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  1. *while having absolutely no pressure as the offensive coordinator for the greatest coach in the history of college football
  2. wait till he quietly coos at you and you find yourself signing adoption papers
  3. dude this is the 'urban meyer or bust thread', not the 'coaches I'd like to get shit-faced drunk with' thread
  4. you are a fucking aggy using the word 'watershed' and taking a shot at LHN is pretty transparent dude
  5. somebody put Herbsteit's face on this fine weatherperson and make the 'storm' burnt orange
  6. the self-flagellating, woe is me, bitch made Longhorn is the worst fucking Longhorn pull yourself together you gigantic pussy
  7. let's not be too hasty, maybe he is vacationing in Vancouver
  8. goddamn it; I think I can be talked into this; at least it's not fucking Steve Sarkisian
  9. yea, the guy taking it as a given that Sarkisian is taking over for Saban is the genius in this scenario
  10. you think he's going to stay sober in the Texas job? He has absolutely ZERO pressure in the position he's in right this fucking moment.
  11. there are people in this advocating Sarkisian as a non-joke candidate? is that what I'm reading? this is the guy that was average as fuck at Washington and then wen to USC and turned himself into a flaming dr. pepper? you morons want a flame out drunk because he has the fucking no pressure job of being Nick Saban's offensive coordinator? is everyone completely and utterly out of their fucking minds? let me get this straight, you think he will stay sober in the sunshine and candycanes job of the Texas head coach? jesus fucking christ fuck shit
  12. can someone point me to the post that posited a Fisher hire?
  13. I wouldn't have thought it would take this long to get over Grendel, but the heart wants what the heart wants
  14. THIS MISOGYNY WILL NOT FUCKING STAND!!!!!! *unless the posting of nudes pushes Urban to accept the Texas job of course, your sacrifice is appreciated
  15. well, they've never seen a woman in real life except for their mothers, so...
  16. you are a dumb fuck with bad opinions; I think I remember you opining that there shouldn't be live mascots including Bevo
  17. didn't you get in a 'wrasslin' fight with a mcrib after this scene?
  18. This guy is Daniel Figuerrelli... Unleash hell
  19. Yolanda Roston is a UT player's mother isn't she?
  20. I expect this will eventually be settled by a duel. Hopefully, no fences will be destroyed.
  21. Don't let him bring Zach Smith. Smith is an excellent position coach, but he's not worth the drama. fixed it for Zach
  22. That's a nurse's job, @GreenspointTexas? you're off bedpan duty
  23. In the first year at Utah, Meyer's team held BYU scoreless for the first time in 361 games. Is that good?
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