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  1. I can't find a thread for this, i'll post it here. Last night me and my roommate's work friends went out last night. We go to a place called Punch Bowl social and play some games and do karaoke all the while taking shots of tequila and rum and all sorts of drinks. By 12am i'm feeling drunk and tired so I head back in an Uber while my roommate and one other buddy went to the Dancing Bare. I go up and notice i need to take a shit and i get undressed and slide my underwear to my feet, all of a sudden I feel dizzy and I throw up all over myself and my underwear as i'm shitting. I feel another one coming up and so i crawl to the bathtub and start throwing up. I must have fallen asleep like that, cause my and the roommate's girlfriend find me about 2am on the floor with my head propped on the edge of the tub with puke on me and in the tub, and shit and puke in and on the toilet. My girlfriend gets me in the tub and hoses me off and gets me to bed. She said she was up till 3 cleaning my mess.

  2. On 3/29/2018 at 9:21 AM, Walden Ponderer said:

    I love skunks. Fun fact: roughly 20% of the population lacks the olfactory sensations that make skunk odor unpleasant. We lucky few actually kind of enjoy the smell. It's a similar deal to why some people hate cilantro.

    I got skunked once going back to the house from my Papaw's man cave. The tamato bad that ensued made me want to throw up more than the skunk.

  3. 1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

    If you're getting much exercise it could just be the body shedding water. I know when I did a diet similar to keto years ago I was pretty active and pissed out my butthole a LOT. Lost the hell out of some weight though.

    Seems like I need this flu. I seem to poop every 2 days and is usually hard , has gotten softer since dieting. 

  4. 7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

    World War 1 trench warfare school of economics: just send more troops into the machine gun fire this time!  Eventually it will work!

    Are you saying we should do like the British and make tanks? 

  5. On 3/25/2018 at 1:35 PM, cactusflinthead said:

    Cayenne, banana, tiny Thai, and jalapeño in the dirt today. Sugar snap peas are coming along. 

    The wife wanted to plant a blueberry so I am going to give it a try. It will probably hate our dirt and give up the ghost in July but wth, might as well give it a shot. 

    Why don't you put it in a pot? 

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