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closetojumping

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  1. 51 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

    LaAllan Clark is being mentioned on the LSU On3 board as an option at edge coach if Blake Baker goes to Tulane and takes LSU's current edge coach with him. 

    Okay, in what form? By moderators who might know something or just people wishing they had him?

  2. 1 minute ago, Eskimohorn said:


    whats changing on the staff to fix all the bad evals?

    Hopefully the people on the staff and some additions in the film room to help out. 

    I do want to remind folks that a high amount of skepticism should be applied to what I'm posting on stuff like this. 

    a) I'm wrong a lot. Shit changes when you're managing people, and talent acquisition and retention are mercurial issues in organizations. Also, I don't ask many questions, and sometimes I make assumptions when someone is bullshitting with me and I end up drawing the wrong conclusion accordingly.

    b) I think people do their own wishcasting when it comes to staff changes. Half the time over the last 15 years I've heard people speak definitively about so and so coming or going and then nothing happened. 

    That said, I feel good enough on the player side to post what I posted. I remain from Missouri on the notion that all of Akina, Flood, Jackson and Scott will be seeking employment elsewhere. 

  3. 2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

    Mocking west Austin partisans is 2nd only to Aggie jokes as a source of mirth.  

    Interesting that, if you're correct about the numbers, the are predominately on the offense.  

    My view on it is that Sarkisian holds each side of the ball to different standards and he's either really pushing the defense on their evaluations, or giving them total freedom to handle their allotment of scholarships and they're doing a better job. Whatever is going on, either they don't know what they're doing on the evaluations on the offensive side of the ball, or they've gotten lazy. Perhaps turnover on the staff has also impacted things at RB and WR. In short, yada yada yada and Flood looks like he fucking sucks at this point and zero excuses for the dishevelment in the OL room.

  4. 2 hours ago, Js1 said:

    One of the announcers yesterday was basically in awe (and very complimentary of Vic and our team) that we beat 3 top 11 teams with a 7 player rotation and Rori, Book and Lee barely coming off the floor. 

    It was nothing but "this team lacks guard depth and just beat UCLA, South Carolina and UNC in 10 days" and "when they get their 3 key pieces back in the rotation, this team will be even more of a contender"

    I'm so excited to get Preston, Crump and Judd back for SEC play.  Just really need to weather this for about 4 more weeks - we start SEC play Jan 1 at Mizzou.  If we get just one of Lee/Crump back before Baylor, that will pay huge dividends for our guards getting to take a break. 

    I hope at least one is back soon because, even though they're playing great, this feels unsustainable and the harm of continuing it could be felt in March. It didn't look like they had any dead legs last night, but that shit can happen at any age if they take things too far. 

  5. 5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

    IT with some updates on the 2025 class headed into the offseason

      Reveal hidden contents

    A couple of weeks ago IT was asked for a progress report on Texas’ 2025 recruiting class. With bigger storylines to chase we put that on the shelf, but now the question is quite important because it’s not uncommon for true freshmen to hit the transfer portal in this day and age. That was the first purpose of the call, but we were also working to gauge what the future holds for that No. 1 ranked class.

    I need a cigarette after that phone call. Well, I don’t smoke, so maybe a nicotine patch to work my way up to a cigarette. That phone call was very satisfying and a good reminder that there were silver linings this year.

    Here’s a quote: “They were a young team, but they can’t say that anymore even with all of these freshmen. A lot of guys grew up on and off the field.”

    As the conversation continued, the source stopped the call and said: “They’re all physical. I don’t care what side of the ball they’re on. Defense, offense. The receivers will block. You look at Kaliq Lockett—he needs to fill out, but he’ll block. Jackson Christian will block his ass off…” and on it went.

    To keep this orderly, let’s go by position.

    Quarterback: KJ Lacey

    “Selfless. Does whatever is needed. If he needs to mimic a dual-threat, he’ll jump over there (scout team) and give them a great look. Probably because of his size people don’t talk about his arm enough. Throws a great deep ball.”

    IT expects Lacey to be the backup in 2026.

    Running Back: James Simon, Michael Terry, Rickey Stewart

    IT thinks it’s likely Stewart will transfer out.

    No direct quote on Simon, but we know he improved throughout the season. It seems the staff purposefully redshirted him. He’s still learning the nuances of playing the position in college, but the staff likes him.

    Terry is still at running back. They’ve toyed with him at Wildcat and using him like Ryan Niblett. I don’t know what the plan is exactly for spring ball. Of note, he’s been called very physical in the past.

    Wide Receiver: Kaliq Lockett, Daylan McCutcheon, Jaime Ffrench

    We’ve talked a ton about McCutcheon since he arrived. Nothing new to add.

    Lockett has a bright future. I know fans wanted to see him play more because of his five-star ranking, but he’s developing just fine. Good route runner and excellent hands. He’s in line to play much more next season.

    Ffrench has matured a lot in every sense of the word since his arrival. He’s improved a good amount, especially in the last few months.

    Tight End: Emaree Winston, Nick Townsend

    When the source discussed physical freshmen, it didn’t take him long to get to Nick Townsend. They love him, with physicality being the No. 1 reason. He’s just football all the time, and he’s going to see his role expand this spring.

    The three freshmen we talked the most about during spring ball were Graceson Littleton, McCutcheon, and Emaree Winston. Winston has excellent feel for the position and his hands are as good as Jack Endries’.

    Offensive Line: Jackson Christian, Jordan Coleman, Devin Coleman, Nick Brooks

    The way the source talked about Christian had me regretting not asking about him sooner. “He gave the D consistent looks. He’s a feisty, feisty guy. Not afraid to fight, literally. Will go right at you whoever you are.”

    He was joined on scout team by the Coleman twins, Jordan and Devin. “They sort of feed off of Christian. They’ll get after it too and are pretty athletic. Scout team OL did well to give the defense looks.” Jordan is at tackle; Devin is at guard.

    We saw Nick Brooks this year. He wasn’t ready to play, but you could see the talent. Our source wasn’t 100% sure where he’d be this spring because “his talent is better than what they’ll find in the portal at guard.” Brooks is a tackle long term, but the goal is to find the best line for 2026. Brooks is still maturing.

    Defensive Tackle: Justus Terry, Josiah Sharma, Myron Charles

    Along with Christian, Sharma and Charles received the most effusive praise. Again, we didn’t talk as much about the knowns.

    After talking about Terry, we switched focus to the two redshirts from opposite coasts: “Those guys are dogs, too. Super talented. Selfless players that get after it.”

    IT mentioned that Charles was listed at 6-foot-4, 320 and asked if that was accurate. “Yeah, he’s big and athletic.”

    The source reiterated that Terry is very happy in Austin and just a great all-around program guy. And a dog.

    Edge: Lance Jackson, Smith Orogbo

    We all know what Jackson’s all about. His NFL Draft upside is No. 1 overall, or at least after whatever middling quarterback comes out in 2028. Complete player, complete program guy.

    I like what we’re hearing about Orogbo. Still a bit raw and needs to add weight but he has a lot of tools he’s learning to put together. With a big offseason he’ll play.

    Linebacker: Bo Barnes

    “Hard worker who is dedicated to developing in every way. He’ll play important snaps next year.”

    And physical?

    “Oh yeah, another one of those physical guys. That’s the most physical class Sark has signed—not close.”

    Star: Graceson Littleton, Jonathan Cunningham

    “It’s not just the big guys; Littleton and Phillips will hit you, too.”

    When we got to Cunningham, he said “he’s very physical.”

    Unless something crazy happens with imPorts, Littleton is going to corner in 2026. Cunningham could get a look at safety, but it doesn’t sound like he’ll ever grow into a linebacker. They really like his special teams upside.

    How Star plays out this spring will be interesting.

    Cornerback: Kade Phillips, Caleb Chester

    On top of having elite athletic traits and physicality, Phillips watches a ton of film. His five-star rating was deserved.

    Chester does everything right; he just has a lot of people in front of him.

    Safety: Jonah Williams, Zelus Hicks

    Jonah was mentioned for his physicality. The source noted that Williams playing baseball during the spring doesn’t hurt him as much as it would other people. Of course everyone wishes he only played football, but he is dedicated and smart.

    Hicks spent the year on special teams. Remember, he reclassified and his youth showed at times. Don’t expect much for 2026.

     

    This reads like one of those old Big Cigar fantasies that Nahlin would conjure out of thin air and have the audience eat it up. At a minimum, I’ve heard different stuff on at least 5 guys from that class. I hope his info is better. Unfortunately, I’ve heard the same stuff from completely different places on a few of them. 

    As an example, Jonah Williams is going to be a one sport player, one way or the other, more sooner than later.  That may not be a forced thing, but returning to FB as a 4th or 5th guy on the depth chart would tell the tale anyway. 

    4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

    Can you make this make sense for me please? He must be offering something my eyes just simply cannot detect. 

    I wrote that post thinking of your head exploding. I have no idea what to tell you, as I have the same issue. They like the dude and he’s likely to be getting a raise. 

  6. 2 minutes ago, Fud said:

    Why can't Townsend and Endries play together? 

    No idea. It might be a situation where they’d prefer not to, but that’s just a guess. One thing seems apparent, nobody is knocking By Gawd Spencer Shannon out of that second starting TE spot, so there’s only going to be one other starter. 

    I’ve developed the opinion over the years that every program must have some stupid form of personnel adherence they have to stick to somewhere even when better options are slapping the HC in the fucking face. It can’t just be regime after regime at Texas with these idiotic tics. 

  7. 12 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

    Bobby, this AM:

    "Still waiting on a couple to announce today while tracking exactly who else the Horns might be recruiting.

    Regardless of the recruiting outcome, Texas has been prepping for the portal behind the scenes for months.

    That will be the personnel focus of the next month at least.

    We could see other 2027s jump on board in the interim, too, with junior days already set for month of January."

    On a scale of 60 to 190 proof, what are the odds that Sarkisian actually does his fucking job and shows up for the Junior Days this cycle? 

  8. 1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

    As Texan fans, feels like we've been sheltered from the Wild West of college football due to 2 straight semifinal appearances. Sark and co. retained a lot of the roster and sprinkled in some portal players. 

    Shit's about to get real after a disappointing season and missing the playoffs. 

    Most of the names in the rumors are nothing more than potential or already proven to be lacking. There is going to be some pain, but they’re not showing the door to starters or promising contributors and they’re looking to upgrade.

    People are going to tweak because that’s what they like to do. People were handwringing in the WBB thread last night when Texas was up by 18 against a top 11 team in the 3rd quarter. It’s what people do. 

  9. Just now, Drew said:

    Of all the people who do what you claim you decide to come at me for this? 

    For what? I don’t see anyone else attempting to write a hagiography for Tre fucking Wisner. Again, get a fucking grip. Texas can do better and they’re about to do so. No one wants to hear lamentations when Wisner enters the portal as an expense to that. 

    To boot, Texas is about to see 20-25 guys walk. I am already tired of seeing the future handwringing about guys who have been recruited and portaled over in an attempt to win the title next season. 

  10. 1 minute ago, Drew said:

    Or go fuck yourself and don’t tell me how to feel. 

    No, I don’t think I will do either rec. You’re thread-clogging here with weak content and the rest of us are tired of reading that shit. Push back from the keyboard, review your futility, regroup, and be a better poster going forward. We’re all rooting for you, because we don’t want you ostracize you into becoming another clown poster that no one ever takes seriously again. 

    Canonizing a borderline mediocrity is not going to endear you to the board. 

  11. 22 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

    Ah. The ole Thanksgiving family football game. You are better than me. After three knee surgeries I cannot outrun a toddler. 

    The poor bastard rolled his ankle covering my 15 year old about 5 minutes later and he and my oldest daughter had to spend two hours in urgent care after suffering the humiliation of me beating him deep. I love the guy. Felt bad for him but I hope they come back next year for another gathering after he licks his physical and ego wounds. 

  12. 1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

    First of all, I'm curious to know how that even got to the point that you felt the need to flip the crocks around to sport. 

    We were playing football with the extended family. I might be seeing it differently than other witnesses, but I am confident I am the one that has it straight .

    As to crocs, um, no. I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing anything of the sort. 

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