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  1. I wonder if today's rules would cover that time in 1972 when that sooner cocksucker, Larry Lacewell--I'm sorry, I misspoke. I shouldn't have called him a cocksucker; I should have called him that rotten-ass, syphilis-infected  cocksucker, Larry Lacewell--sent that other rotten-ass, syphilis-infected  cocksucker, Lonnie Williams, to pose as a painter working inside Memorial Stadium and spy on Longhorn practices?  Makes Venables' modern-day shenanigans look like child's play by comparison.  Never forget.

  2. 3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

    NCAA is going to have serious and severe penalties for this, most likely will punish Western Michigan, Central or Eastern to set an example that this will not be tolerated

    For those unfortunates not familiar with this scene, there's a bank holdup clearly visible through the window, and Clouseau is hassling the organ grinder for begging without a license. The monkey (aggy) has no relevance; it's just too good a fit to pass up. 

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  3. 1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

    Listening to “Full Ride” this morning on XM84, Childers was going off about McAfee.  About how he’s ruining Game Day and it’s becoming the Pat McAfee show.  Basically he can’t stand him and I agree.

    Childers is half right: Yes, McAfee is a worthless and immensely irritating piece of shit. And it's a hell of a sad commentary that what at one time was a groundbreaking show like CGD is now being tailored  to attract viewers of such levels of intelligence and sophistication that Pat-Fuckin'-McAfee becomes the perfect pitchman. But Childers is wrong about McAfee ruining the show--he's too late; it's dogshit already.

     

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  4. 12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

    FUCK BARRY SWITZER

    FUCK BUD WILKINSON

    FUCK BOB STOOPS

    FUCK BRIAN BOSWORTH

    FUCK QUENTIN GRIFFIN

    FUCK BILLY SIMS

    FUCK BOB STOOPS

    FUCK LINCOLN RILEY

    FUCK CALE GUNDY

    FUCK JOSH HEUPEL

    FUCK ROY WILLIAMS

    FUCK DUSTY DVORCEK

    FUCK TEDDY LEHMAN

    FUCK KYLER MURRAY

    FUCK JASON WHITE

    FUCK SPENCER RATTLER

    FUCK ROCKY CALMUS

    FUCK BAKER MAYFIELD

    FUCK JIM ROSS

    FUCK SAM BRADFORD

    FUCK DEMARCO MURRAY

    FUCK LANDRY JONES

    FUCK DERRICK STRAIT

    FUCK TOBY KEITH

    FUCK CALEB WILLIAMS

    FUCK MARIVN MIMS

    FUCK ADRIAN PETERSON

    FUCK TRAY ALLEN

    FUCK DEMOND PARKER

    FUCK CURTIS FAGAN

    FUCK DILLON GABRIEL

    FUCK JEFF LEBBY

    FUCK GARY GIBBS

    FUCK HOWARD SCHNELLENBERGER

    FUCK BRENT VENABLES

    FUCK BLAKE BELL

    FUCK RHETT BOMAR

    FUCK THAT SOONER SCHOONER

    FUCK THE ENTIRE STATE OF OKLAHOMA

    FUCK ALL THE LAND THEIVES

    FINALLY, FUCK CURLY MCLAIN AND THAT MUSICAL TOO.

     

    You said Stoops twice.

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  5. On 9/28/2023 at 11:55 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

    SRV (a different song each game) should be played before the band gets center stage (no speakertron!) for player entrance

    and just once and awhile, a bit of creativity would be nice.....  they don't have to play something like the below song during the game.... how about after Eyes?.... the exit song on the way out, like the closing credits?  just a little creativity.....

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    Warm winds blowing
    Heat'n blue sky

    And a road that goes .... forever

    Been thinking 'bout it lately
    Been watching some TV
    Been looking all around me
    And what has come to me
    Been talking to my neighbour
    And he agrees with me

    It's all gone crazy

    Well my wife returns from taking
    My little girl to school
    She got beads of perspiration
    As she tries to keep her cool

    She says that mess it don't get no better
    There's gonna come a day
    Someone gonna get killed out there
    And I turn to her and say

    Texas

    she says what?

     

    I said Texas

    she says what?

    They got big long roads out there


    Warm winds blowing
    Heat'n blue sky
    And a road that goes .... forever


    I'm going to Texas
    We gotta get out of here
    We gotta get out of here


    Well I got a little brother
    Several metres high
    Yeah he's built just like a quarterback
    And he swears he'll testify


    He says he's been to Texas
    And that's the only place to be
    Big stakes, big girls, no trouble here
    That's the place for me


    I'm going to Texas
    Yeah Yeah

    I'm going to Texas
    Yeah Yeah

    I'm going to Texas

    Watch me walking
    Watch me walking
    Watch me walking
    Yeah Yeah

     

    Killer good. Give this man a cigar--he wins the internet today. 

  6. 3 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

    If he drops one of these on McAfee I will be pleased:
     

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    Either one of those or a big-ass safe, from 9 or 10 stories up. I'm good either way.

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  7. On 9/11/2023 at 3:34 PM, Jkwellborn said:

    Lol how did he not get flagged for that? Looked like the play had been over and he shoved him across guys getting.

    Summa' youse guys mus' be of da' opinion dat NIL money only gets spent on playas . . .

  8. 3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

    If his wife was a true 2%er she wouldn't tell their kids not to apply to UT Austin or buy new aggy apparel every year for every game. Still hilarious. Boots and shorts and boots and shorts.....

    Yeah, that country shit's ugly, even on supermodels. 

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