Royale with cheese
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I wonder if today's rules would cover that time in 1972 when that sooner cocksucker, Larry Lacewell--I'm sorry, I misspoke. I shouldn't have called him a cocksucker; I should have called him that rotten-ass, syphilis-infected cocksucker, Larry Lacewell--sent that other rotten-ass, syphilis-infected cocksucker, Lonnie Williams, to pose as a painter working inside Memorial Stadium and spy on Longhorn practices? Makes Venables' modern-day shenanigans look like child's play by comparison. Never forget.
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3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:
NCAA is going to have serious and severe penalties for this, most likely will punish Western Michigan, Central or Eastern to set an example that this will not be tolerated
For those unfortunates not familiar with this scene, there's a bank holdup clearly visible through the window, and Clouseau is hassling the organ grinder for begging without a license. The monkey (aggy) has no relevance; it's just too good a fit to pass up.
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8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
Mangino looks great. Glad he lost a lot of that weight. Back in the 2000s I was legit worried and concerned for his health.
Most people watch NASCAR to see the wrecks. I always watched Mangino's KU games to see the explosion.
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1 hour ago, Rip76 said:
Listening to “Full Ride” this morning on XM84, Childers was going off about McAfee. About how he’s ruining Game Day and it’s becoming the Pat McAfee show. Basically he can’t stand him and I agree.
Childers is half right: Yes, McAfee is a worthless and immensely irritating piece of shit. And it's a hell of a sad commentary that what at one time was a groundbreaking show like CGD is now being tailored to attract viewers of such levels of intelligence and sophistication that Pat-Fuckin'-McAfee becomes the perfect pitchman. But Childers is wrong about McAfee ruining the show--he's too late; it's dogshit already.
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12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
FUCK BARRY SWITZER
FUCK BUD WILKINSON
FUCK BOB STOOPS
FUCK BRIAN BOSWORTH
FUCK QUENTIN GRIFFIN
FUCK BILLY SIMS
FUCK BOB STOOPS
FUCK LINCOLN RILEY
FUCK CALE GUNDY
FUCK JOSH HEUPEL
FUCK ROY WILLIAMS
FUCK DUSTY DVORCEK
FUCK TEDDY LEHMAN
FUCK KYLER MURRAY
FUCK JASON WHITE
FUCK SPENCER RATTLER
FUCK ROCKY CALMUS
FUCK BAKER MAYFIELD
FUCK JIM ROSS
FUCK SAM BRADFORD
FUCK DEMARCO MURRAY
FUCK LANDRY JONES
FUCK DERRICK STRAIT
FUCK TOBY KEITH
FUCK CALEB WILLIAMS
FUCK MARIVN MIMS
FUCK ADRIAN PETERSON
FUCK TRAY ALLEN
FUCK DEMOND PARKER
FUCK CURTIS FAGAN
FUCK DILLON GABRIEL
FUCK JEFF LEBBY
FUCK GARY GIBBS
FUCK HOWARD SCHNELLENBERGER
FUCK BRENT VENABLES
FUCK BLAKE BELL
FUCK RHETT BOMAR
FUCK THAT SOONER SCHOONER
FUCK THE ENTIRE STATE OF OKLAHOMA
FUCK ALL THE LAND THEIVES
FINALLY, FUCK CURLY MCLAIN AND THAT MUSICAL TOO.
You said Stoops twice.
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On 9/28/2023 at 11:55 PM, Hagbard Celine said:
SRV (a different song each game) should be played before the band gets center stage (no speakertron!) for player entrance
and just once and awhile, a bit of creativity would be nice..... they don't have to play something like the below song during the game.... how about after Eyes?.... the exit song on the way out, like the closing credits? just a little creativity.....
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Warm winds blowing
Heat'n blue skyAnd a road that goes .... forever
Been thinking 'bout it lately
Been watching some TV
Been looking all around me
And what has come to me
Been talking to my neighbour
And he agrees with meIt's all gone crazy
Well my wife returns from taking
My little girl to school
She got beads of perspiration
As she tries to keep her coolShe says that mess it don't get no better
There's gonna come a day
Someone gonna get killed out there
And I turn to her and sayTexas
she says what?
I said Texas
she says what?
They got big long roads out there
Warm winds blowing
Heat'n blue sky
And a road that goes .... forever
I'm going to Texas
We gotta get out of here
We gotta get out of here
Well I got a little brother
Several metres high
Yeah he's built just like a quarterback
And he swears he'll testify
He says he's been to Texas
And that's the only place to be
Big stakes, big girls, no trouble here
That's the place for me
I'm going to Texas
Yeah YeahI'm going to Texas
Yeah YeahI'm going to Texas
Watch me walking
Watch me walking
Watch me walking
Yeah YeahKiller good. Give this man a cigar--he wins the internet today.
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3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:
I live on the International Space Station. Any suggestions on how to watch the game?
Hubble Telescope, dude. Fuckabuncha stars and shit; put it to some good use.
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11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:
i can't remember a smoking crater on special teams like we had last night
Craig Curry says hey.
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18 hours ago, Hermanator said:
This place will melt down if that happens
Queso, what's the problem?
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On 9/14/2023 at 10:36 PM, Vertigo said:
The grow their wimenz sturdy for the harsh winters it seems.
It's a simple matter of practicality: Warm in the winter, shade in the summer.
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2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:
Why wouldn’t you leg wrestle?
People might think they were scissoring. Hell, they might be . . .
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On 9/11/2023 at 3:34 PM, Jkwellborn said:
Lol how did he not get flagged for that? Looked like the play had been over and he shoved him across guys getting.
Summa' youse guys mus' be of da' opinion dat NIL money only gets spent on playas . . .
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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
If his wife was a true 2%er she wouldn't tell their kids not to apply to UT Austin or buy new aggy apparel every year for every game. Still hilarious. Boots and shorts and boots and shorts.....
Yeah, that country shit's ugly, even on supermodels.
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5 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:
Sodomy alone is enough for the electric chair in Alabama
I hate to break it to you, dude, but for most of Alabama "Deliverance" wasn't a Hollywood movie, it was a documentary.
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3 hours ago, gmr548 said:
What, pray tell, gives you the impression this plan will survive any contact with reality whatsoever?"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth." --Mike Tyson and gmr548
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