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Royale with cheese

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  1. 45 minutes ago, CustersDoctor said:

    Actual video of Michah Hudson's career.

     

     

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    We're all assuming that Hudson's done at collie station. Fuckinaggys may be so desperate that they find a way to sweep the rumored fistfight under the rug and keep him. "Aw, it was just boys being boys, etc., etc." (I was well into my teens before I realized that fucking and aggys were two separate words.)

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  2. 13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    So does he have to return the UDub NIL money?

    That begs the question of how NIL disbursement works in general. Surely, the big cigars who've been successful enough to fund the NIL program didn't get that way by being stupid. I assume they don't just dump a pile of cash in lump sums. (The aggy Trans Am should have taught everybody a lesson, and that was a looooong time ago.) If anybody has enough insight on how the funding process usually works, please share. 

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  3. 4 minutes ago, troph said:

    God dammit that pressure at the end of the half was the DUMBEST FUCKING PLAY CALL IN TEXAS HISTORY. saban just said if you’re gonna go 2 min offense you start with a draw or a screen to see if you can get some easy yards. HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THAT PK?

    AND THEN HOW IN THE FUCK DO OUR GUYS NOT SEE IT!!? 

    MORHER FUCKER 

    Yeah, that was third-and-Orlando bad.

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  4. 30 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

     

     

    Damn, she was porcine even back then. I've got three projects going right now, all at the same time: Constructing a true perpetual motion machine, structuring a lasting peace in the Middle East, and figuring out how that ugly bitch still has a job. Of the three, that last one is by far the most challenging. 

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  5. 26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    "One of the most low-rent, low-class, dishonorable moves in coaching history"

    Hiring a coach away from another school?  Thank God they've never done that.

    Mr. Pot, say hello to Mr. Kettle. Y'all have so much in common . . .

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  6. 23 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

    They refused to play in a segregated state (players can’t stay at same hotel, etc.), so I can respect it. 

    What really happened is, Pedostate wanted to avoid an ass-kicking by Texas and made up some lame-ass excuse not to play. Just like fuckinaggy ran from an ass-kicking by Wake Forest in the 2021 Gator Bowl. Cowardice was the motivation in '69 and again in '21. It's a story as old as time.

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  7. 19 hours ago, CosmoDog said:

    It’s the Christmas season, so I’m not going to fault him for dropping that easy INT in Lubbock any longer.

    Then you're a better man than I am, Gunga Din, 'cause I goddam sure am--'til I draw that last, ragged breath. 

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  8. On 12/4/2024 at 11:53 PM, InkaUtexas said:

    Don't care where we play. Fuck Georgia.

    Jim Tom Pinch hated that city and so do I. All it was known for by him were twice divorcees and endless traffic jams going from mall to mall.

     

    An ad in the Fort Worth Light & Shopper personals: "Beat me, fuck me...make me write hot checks."

    Not sure what that has to do with Atlanta, but that line from The Master's just too fuckin' good to pass up. 

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  9. 9 hours ago, chainsaw said:

    "Deserve" got nothing to do with it. I'm not sure I would consider Alabama one of the twelve best teams in the country, but I do think if they did make the playoffs they would beat Pedo State quite easily.

    I'll tell you what has something to do with it: TV eyeballs. Because of their runaway success over the last ten years, 'Bama will produce substantially better Nielsens than Pedo State. Pedo's appeal is Rust Belt; 'Bama's is nationwide. The CFP Selection Committee won't admit it publicly, of course, but that matters. It's the same with Texas, BTW. We don't need it this year, but it's nice to have that Nielsen ace up our sleeves for the times when we do. 

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  10. 10 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Ivy
     

    The List:

    College of William & Mary (Williamsburg, Virginia)

    Miami University (Oxford, Ohio)

    University of California (applies to the campuses as of 1985: Berkeley, Los Angeles, San Diego, Irvine, Davis, Santa Barbara, Santa Cruz, and Riverside)

    University of Michigan (Ann Arbor)

    University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

    University of Texas at Austin

    University of Vermont (Burlington)

    University of Virginia (Charlottesville)

    If Bull said it, it's gotta' be right.

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