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Royale with cheese

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  1. Makes one wonder if some of those spreading/rehashing the prurient cuck and baby-daddy rumors are fifth-columnist fans of other programs posting here seditiously. Wait--does that sound like something you'd find on texags?
  2. I guess I'm the absolute only one who doesn't know, but what's the Michelle airplane story?
  3. Walked into that one . . .
  4. "What--and give up show business?"
  5. "And just as you make it up in your mind to forgive her, here come another one of your best friends through the door." (Bobby Marchan)
  6. Ten percent sales tax is a bit much, no?
  7. Naw, man, that came hand-delivered, direct from Southwest Airlines. NIL works in mysterious ways, its wonders to perform, don'cha know? But, yeah, not great, Bob for damn sure.
  8. Those words make me see red every time.
  9. George R. R. Morton designed an air raid offense. He called it The Game of Throwns.
  10. I know a good line when I steal one, and Ima steal that motherfucker; you can bank that.
  11. If Arch couldn't go, then half this board would get what they were demanding immediately after the Florida game.
  12. Nobody was dead before you (and I) were born.
  13. That's my thinking. We showed improvement, and that's damn sure appreciated, but let's not get caught up in, "wow, the OL's fixed; we're gonna fuck shit up!" that seems to be going around with some folks.
  14. Agreed. Which begs the question, why did it take Sark that long to learn and craft a game plan like the one we saw Saturday? A lot of this board has been begging for that for weeks now. (Or, in Surl-speak: "Come on, dude, we're pretty fuckin' dumb and we saw it.")
  15. Maybe he had a dime on ou+3.
  16. Fowler's not a fan. Most of his comments about the 'Horns are derogatory. Herbie's "cesspool" quote notwithstanding, he's not as down on us as Fowler is. But to compensate for enduring Fowler, we'll be blessed with numerous wide-angle shots of that cow, Holly Rowe. My suggestion would be to avert your eyes before she comes on camera, because like Medusa, she'll turn you to stone. Hmmm, maybe our DL could look her square in the eyes--after Florida, we could use something like Fordham's "seven blocks of granite."
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