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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
Lord, I can't go back there.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
"It must have been Ironic, that dear old reprobate, who said that, as it was most certainly not I. My oft-quoted comment, 'I drink to make other people more interesting' works when it comes to most normal folk, but as everyone in Key West knows, aggys are a far cry from normal.” --Ernest
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Parker Livingstone
I have no idea what went on behind the scenes to precipitate his leaving. Justifiable . . . explainable . . . understandable, whatever it turns out to be, I think we're going to miss him. But I do understand that when it comes to NIL, we've got several loaves of bread and there's just so much peanut butter.
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Parker Livingstone
- Parker Livingstone
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
He should have gotten a dictionary. His quote was: " ...and he's got nothing but chattel--real estate..." Merriam-Webster defines "Chattel" thusly: noun: an item of tangible movable or immovable property except real estate and things (such as buildings) connected with real property (emphasis is mine) --HonoluluHorn beat me to it. Damn.- Citrus Bowl 2025 Game Week Thread
FIFY- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
- Texas Roster 2026
- Citrus Bowl 2025 Game Week Thread
Not the entire board, just a few of the more overbearing assholes. We all know who they are. (Hell, I might even be one, myself.)- Tell Me About Notre Dame
Uh, Occam's razor. See, sometimes the simplest explanation fits the simplest people.- Texas Roster 2026
We'll probably never know for sure, but perhaps we posited an NIL haircut based on the end-of-season performance review, or at most, refused to match another purported offer. (cue the "but why?" gif) I view him as good, but not great. I'm guessing this means that Arch didn't fight too hard to keep him, either. Whatever--we'll need to hit the portal hard for a proven WR1.- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
FIFY- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
- BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
I'm guessing that a firing triggers monetary language in his contract and he'd be leaving that money on the table if he resigned. Behind the scenes, it may even have been a quietly agreed and orchestrated deal. I can't see us being vindictive after 5 years of pretty good and (publicly, at least) loyal service.- BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
- BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
- BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
You been talking to my wife again, haven't you?- Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
- Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
Pavia to girl in a bar: "Hey, girl, whatta' ya say to a little fuck?" Girl in a bar: "Hello, little fuck."- Texas Roster 2026
My sarcasm meter's working just fine; still, I couldn't resist: "Leading with one's chin" comes from boxing, describing a fighter who leaves their vulnerable chin exposed, inviting a knockout punch; figuratively, it means to act recklessly, speak carelessly, or make oneself vulnerable to criticism or attack, essentially daring someone to hit back."- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
There are a lot of things Tua can't remember . . .- Tell Me About Notre Dame
You're kinda' like me: sometimes wrong, but never in doubt.- Joel Klatt is a breath of fresh air. Fight me.
Klatt and Neuheisel are the two best analysts in CFB today. Gus Johnson was a breath of fresh air when he first burst onto the play-by-play scene, but he took himself and his overthetop style too seriously and now he's just another annoying windbag calling every 3-yard handoff the greatest play he ever saw at ear-splitting volume levels. Neuheisel on Full Ride is knowledgeable and insightful, but that assclown Childers is absolutely unlistenable. - Parker Livingstone
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