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Royale with cheese

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  1. Lord, I can't go back there.
  2. "It must have been Ironic, that dear old reprobate, who said that, as it was most certainly not I. My oft-quoted comment, 'I drink to make other people more interesting' works when it comes to most normal folk, but as everyone in Key West knows, aggys are a far cry from normal.” --Ernest
  3. I have no idea what went on behind the scenes to precipitate his leaving. Justifiable . . . explainable . . . understandable, whatever it turns out to be, I think we're going to miss him. But I do understand that when it comes to NIL, we've got several loaves of bread and there's just so much peanut butter.
  4. He should have gotten a dictionary. His quote was: " ...and he's got nothing but chattel--real estate..." Merriam-Webster defines "Chattel" thusly: noun: an item of tangible movable or immovable property except real estate and things (such as buildings) connected with real property (emphasis is mine) --HonoluluHorn beat me to it. Damn.
  5. Make me a poster of an old rodeo.
  6. Not the entire board, just a few of the more overbearing assholes. We all know who they are. (Hell, I might even be one, myself.)
  7. Uh, Occam's razor. See, sometimes the simplest explanation fits the simplest people.
  8. We'll probably never know for sure, but perhaps we posited an NIL haircut based on the end-of-season performance review, or at most, refused to match another purported offer. (cue the "but why?" gif) I view him as good, but not great. I'm guessing this means that Arch didn't fight too hard to keep him, either. Whatever--we'll need to hit the portal hard for a proven WR1.
  9. I'm guessing that a firing triggers monetary language in his contract and he'd be leaving that money on the table if he resigned. Behind the scenes, it may even have been a quietly agreed and orchestrated deal. I can't see us being vindictive after 5 years of pretty good and (publicly, at least) loyal service.
  10. You been talking to my wife again, haven't you?
  11. Pavia to girl in a bar: "Hey, girl, whatta' ya say to a little fuck?" Girl in a bar: "Hello, little fuck."
  12. My sarcasm meter's working just fine; still, I couldn't resist: "Leading with one's chin" comes from boxing, describing a fighter who leaves their vulnerable chin exposed, inviting a knockout punch; figuratively, it means to act recklessly, speak carelessly, or make oneself vulnerable to criticism or attack, essentially daring someone to hit back."
  13. You're kinda' like me: sometimes wrong, but never in doubt.
  14. Klatt and Neuheisel are the two best analysts in CFB today. Gus Johnson was a breath of fresh air when he first burst onto the play-by-play scene, but he took himself and his overthetop style too seriously and now he's just another annoying windbag calling every 3-yard handoff the greatest play he ever saw at ear-splitting volume levels. Neuheisel on Full Ride is knowledgeable and insightful, but that assclown Childers is absolutely unlistenable.
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