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Royale with cheese

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  1. Tom Herman blew the Brockermeyers? Well, that explains a lot of things--uh, NTTAWWT . . .
  2. "The NCAA granted Dykes immunity after he complied with an investigation during his recruitment process. This allowed the NCAA to detail a reported bidding war between OSU, Oklahoma, Texas A&M and Illinois, which OSU won by reportedly paying Dykes $23,000." My grandfather is a proud member of the Star Lake Spit 'n Whittle Club. He joins the other old-timers in their bib overalls, sitting on the benches around the courthouse talking about how the kids today got no respect. They relive the good ol' days, back when gasoline was 39 cents a gallon, a good hamburger cost twenty-five cents, and you could buy a first-round draft pick for $23,000.
  3. Cartoon aside, I'm kind of glad to see this. I always thought this guy was pretty effective. Wouldn't hurt my feelings when he leaves to see ou fall into less competent hands.
  4. . . . and how pathologically fixated on Big Brother our perseveration is.
  5. If we wait a couple more, we can count Elko's.
  6. Pick one. (hint: either works just fine, but option three probably fits best)
  7. I played for Glenn "Pop" Warner at Cornell in 1906. Obviously we ran the single wing. The forward pass was also legalized that year, but we stuck steadfastly to good 'ol Student Body Right. Unfortunately, the flying wedge had been outlawed on kickoffs back in 1894 and was no longer available to us. John Heisman's first trophy wasn't awarded until 1935; shame I couldn't have stuck around long enough for that. Timing is everything, I guess. Damn, I love these strolls down memory lane.
  8. Who is this Jaggy Mickjagger'sson of whom you speak? I was not aware that Mick had a son named Jaggy, but he's got 8 kids, so I guess it's not totally outside the realm of possibility.
  9. Sorry, but Barbara Billinglsy is no longer with us. Pity.
  10. Hmmmm, "branding." Is that what they're calling it these days?
  11. Cosmo? Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel when Tarantula took to the hills. Wait, it's possible I'm a bit confused here . . .
  12. "From Boulder, home of the University of Colorado, Tulagi's proudly presents . . . The Astronauts!"
  13. You have to feed it to The Surls in small bites.
  14. Summers are great in Wisconsin. Last year, it was Wednesday.
  15. I believe it was the "Ron White's Big Ol' Goddam Trophy."
  16. Sleepy Hills Drugstore & Cafe are open. The coffee is bubbling hot.
  17. All these guys except Wisky have to play us; that's why their schedules are so damn hard.
  18. Better, stronger, faster . . .
  19. Yeah, we're remodeling. Again. (In my best Ed McMahon voice:) "Are we trying to keep up with the Jonses?"
  20. It gathers no moss. V V V But it does gather mass. Obviously.
  21. The guys from the Mt. Rushmore thread moved it.
  22. It's called cutting the pattern to fit the cloth.
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