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Royale with cheese

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  1. Yeah, it looks like it, but the BON article about him was a bit inconsistent (imagine that). They quoted somebody named Hayes Fawcett: "Top Available WR in the Portal & will have 3 years of eligibility left" Then, the they said, "Mosley official (sic) went into the portal on April 3 and is ranked as the No. 234 player in the transfer portal and the No. 42 wide receiver, according to 247Sports." I assume one can reconcile the two statements by assuming that the first is referring to Mosley's portal ranking right now, with the second reflecting his standing in the 2024 recruiting period. Still, somebody needs to read the copy before the SEND button is pressed.
  2. Jesus, that's 80 points below the Mendoza Line.
  3. More accurately, "What in the hell is happening to oklahoma football?"
  4. Damn, dude--keep that shit to yourself.
  5. Imma steal that; that's for goddam sure.
  6. Will Rogers on trickle-down economics: "The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t know that money trickled up. Give it to the people at the bottom and the people at the top will have it before night, anyhow. But it will at least have passed through the poor fellow’s hands." Looks like it's passing through Jontay's hands pretty damn quick.
  7. If, in fact, a valid contract exists, and sufficient consideration has been established, then: "In instances where the law cannot reasonably or effectively mandate specific performance, injunctive relief preventing the breaching party from performing the contracted services for any entity other than the performing party may be applicable."
  8. Tanned, rested, and ready.
  9. Be careful; I pulled a hamstring one time jumping to a conclusion.
  10. Moses found that one on Mount Sinai--that one and "If you'll help me find my keys, we'll drive out."
  11. If the Knee's a material problem, I'm more concerned about the refund policy.
  12. Where's Madden's turducken?
  13. Actually, they're pronounced "Arrra-Cees."
  14. "Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do that . . ."
  15. I've got an old saying that I use frequently: "If you lived long enough, you'd know everything." Thanks to you, I'm now one step closer to irrepressible omniscience.
  16. Actually, depending on the number of persons to whom he was referring, "y'all" might be correct. Every Southerner worth his salt knows that "y'all" is singular; "all y'all" is plural.
  17. No shortage at all. Back then, when the TV repairman in our little town (yes, you fixed TVs back then) took off the back panel of a TV to access the tubes, he was fond of saying, "Oh, here's your problem: it's full of dead Indians."
  18. ". . . sometimes I feel that this fan base is too closed off to the non student route" I think the term you're looking for is "inbred."
  19. It counts that you've still got it.
  20. I demand that you meet me on the field of honor, sir. Miz Brat would never cook her own pet rabbit.
  21. What age group uses quotation marks to indicate the exact words spoken or written by someone other than the writer?
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