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Royale with cheese

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  1. You been talking to my wife again, haven't you?
  2. Pavia to girl in a bar: "Hey, girl, whatta' ya say to a little fuck?" Girl in a bar: "Hello, little fuck."
  3. My sarcasm meter's working just fine; still, I couldn't resist: "Leading with one's chin" comes from boxing, describing a fighter who leaves their vulnerable chin exposed, inviting a knockout punch; figuratively, it means to act recklessly, speak carelessly, or make oneself vulnerable to criticism or attack, essentially daring someone to hit back."
  4. You're kinda' like me: sometimes wrong, but never in doubt.
  5. Klatt and Neuheisel are the two best analysts in CFB today. Gus Johnson was a breath of fresh air when he first burst onto the play-by-play scene, but he took himself and his overthetop style too seriously and now he's just another annoying windbag calling every 3-yard handoff the greatest play he ever saw at ear-splitting volume levels. Neuheisel on Full Ride is knowledgeable and insightful, but that assclown Childers is absolutely unlistenable.
  6. With proper image guidance and effective suppression of his idiot family, the Heisman was his. A tremendous PR opportunity: Scrappy little underdog carrying perennial doormat Vanderbilt to their best year, maybe ever. With a little press conference/public speaking coaching on when to talk and when to shut up (think Costner in Bull Durham: "Know your cliches."), he would have had it made. I'm guessing that his handlers were the same folks that ran Clayton Williams' gubernatorial campaign in 1990. Like Claytie, this little fucker's mistake was letting us get to know him a little bit. Turns out, he got just what he deserved. I guess sometimes things work out the way they ought to, after all.
  7. Well, except for too many complete sentences. Plus, the subjects and verbs agreed a little too often.
  8. I could use another one; this one's damn near worn out. Uh, do they come in sizes? (asking for a friend)
  9. He's standing behind the podium so you can't tell that he's on his tiptoes.
  10. Simple arithmetic: $4,740,922 ÷ 277,156 = $17.10 per drink...can...whatever. The jokes really do write themselves.
  11. More entitlement and arrogance than independence, I think, but definitely agree with the FAFO.
  12. Del Shannon would agree. (Well, if he was still alive.)
  13. Speculation, or well grounded?
  14. U.S. Customs rules and regulations require that imported goods from China be conspicuously and legibly marked with their country of origin. Wonder if all Dicker's field goals and extra points have to be stamped "Made in China?" (Let's not tell Trump; he'd probably tack a 1/2-point tariff on 'em.) Way to go, great Longhorn. Wish we'd had you last year.
  15. Amen, brother. That cocksucker fails spectacularly on two different levels--first, he's got the most irritating voice in radio and, second, what he says pisses me off more than his voice does. Much as I enjoy listening to Neuheisel, I can't and won't listen to the show because of Childers.
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