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Royale with cheese

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  1. If Jimbo can't get hired this cycle, he may be unemployable. (Or, maybe there's just nobody left out there as stupid as aggy . . .)
  2. Latest word is it's a 50-50 chance: He either will or he won't.
  3. Maybe he can help us by telling Sark all he learned from playing aggy earlier this year. Or was it last year? . . . I forget.
  4. In Texas, it's "Ten dollars and other good and valuable consideration."
  5. Reminds me of that old Henny Youngman line: Guy catches his wife and his best friend in bed. He says, "Bernie, I have to; but you?"
  6. Three pretty good restaurants have gone tits-up in this location, but I can make one work here.
  7. The jokes write themselves . . .
  8. Amen, brother.
  9. I guess putting it in your media guide is like the aggys putting it on the tacklebox wall, but Ole Miss only has one (1960, and it's really just a shared/half), according to the official listing from the NCAA webpage: 1963 Texas AP, FWAA, NFF, UPI 1962 Southern California AP, FWAA, NFF, UPI 1961 Alabama, Ohio St. AP, NFF, UPI, FWAA 1960 Minnesota, Mississippi AP, NFF, UPI, FWAA 1959 Syracuse AP, FWAA, NFF, UPI 1958 LSU, Iowa AP, UPI, FWAA
  10. I've noticed that PK coaches a whole lot better when he has 4 or 5 fast, athletic NFL-caliber upperclassmen in the secondary. Somethin', somethin' . . . Jimmies and Joes . . . somethin'.
  11. S&O has it opening at -10.5. Money coming in on misery drove it down to -7.5. Pribula may play, bum ankle and all. You might actually be on the right side of this thing. Hope you win outright.
  12. Methinks thou doth protest too much.
  13. It's the emperor's new post. Kind of like our No. 1 pre-season ranking. From Hans Christian Andersen's story: "One day, two con-men (a certain head coach & his OL coach) visit the emperor's capital. Posing as weavers, they offer to supply him with magnificent clothes (a championship football team) that are invisible to those who are either incompetent or stupid (national pundits and a majority of the team's fans)." Well, y'all know how the story ends.
  14. Speaking of drops, you talking about ol' hit-you-between-the-two-and-the-one Gideon that night in Lubbock? That butterfingered choad? Bullshit. (Never forget, never forgive.)
  15. There's another dynamic at work here, too: Petrino desperately needs this one in his quest to strike the "interim" from his title. (Who better does piggy have a reasonable chance of hiring?)
  16. A-r-c-h, you got your arch. i, you got your i; you got your arch-i. B-a-r-e, you got your bare . . .
  17. I could give a fuck about Sandra Bullock.
  18. Damn, dude, you win the internet today and I'm with you--money, marbles, and chalk.
  19. Indiana maybe. Fuckabuncha Notre Damn.
  20. I know where he can get some lessons . . .
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