Everything posted by Royale with cheese
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
S&O has it opening at -10.5. Money coming in on misery drove it down to -7.5. Pribula may play, bum ankle and all. You might actually be on the right side of this thing. Hope you win outright.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
It's the emperor's new post. Kind of like our No. 1 pre-season ranking. From Hans Christian Andersen's story: "One day, two con-men (a certain head coach & his OL coach) visit the emperor's capital. Posing as weavers, they offer to supply him with magnificent clothes (a championship football team) that are invisible to those who are either incompetent or stupid (national pundits and a majority of the team's fans)." Well, y'all know how the story ends.
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Texas Coaches Carousel
Speaking of drops, you talking about ol' hit-you-between-the-two-and-the-one Gideon that night in Lubbock? That butterfingered choad? Bullshit. (Never forget, never forgive.)
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2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
There's another dynamic at work here, too: Petrino desperately needs this one in his quest to strike the "interim" from his title. (Who better does piggy have a reasonable chance of hiring?)
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2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
A-r-c-h, you got your arch. i, you got your i; you got your arch-i. B-a-r-e, you got your bare . . .
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Adopt A Playoff Team?
I could give a fuck about Sandra Bullock.
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Adopt A Playoff Team?
Damn, dude, you win the internet today and I'm with you--money, marbles, and chalk.
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Adopt A Playoff Team?
Indiana maybe. Fuckabuncha Notre Damn.
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We need to talk about David Portnoy
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
That bullnettle is bad shit.
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Tell me about Texas Tech
Did they even have keggers in Galilee back then? I guess it's possible--water into Miller Lite, and all that . . .
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
Perhaps you could reach out to that Nigerian prince who keeps emailing you.
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SEC Refs Suck
The line didn't go to -3.5 until less than 24 hours prior to kickoff--maybe even closer to 12 hours. I'm guessing that most of the money was placed at -2.5 or -3.
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
Tree-fiddy.
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
There was a lot of talk beforehand about just Googling the game for a stream on regular YouTube. Did that work for anybody? What about all the pirate streams (other than CJK5H)? Anybody get Internet Aids? I fucked up . . .
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
Age doesn't matter in this arena for any of us, because that's where we're headed. And we're halfway there already--digital monopollies. Plus, many of us are also paying for internet access--outside of, and in addition to, the cost of streaming subscriptions. Digital entertainment is like gasoline: They've got it all, and we have to have it. Ergo, they can charge whatever the fuck they want to for it. Oh, a few iconoclasts will balk, but the rest of us lemmings will say, "Here's my credit card; take whatever you want." (Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio Teddy Roosevelt? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.)
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SEC Refs Suck
Longhorns: "Make accurate and impartial calls, HAL." HAL: "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
"You'll never get fired for buying Xerox." (Circa 1985)
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
He be tellin' the truth.
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Brian Kelly to L$U
Muskrat hides hangin' by the dozen Even got a lady mink, a muskrat's cousin
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Week 9 - Vandy at Texas.
I assume you meant "canon," although I freely admit there have been more than a couple of times when we could have used a smooth-bore mountain howitzer pointed in the general direction of a couple of annoying posters. I could list screen names . . .
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
Kind of like Jump Around in Camp Randall, except with snuff cans.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Makes one wonder if some of those spreading/rehashing the prurient cuck and baby-daddy rumors are fifth-columnist fans of other programs posting here seditiously. Wait--does that sound like something you'd find on texags?