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Royale with cheese

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  1. Yeah, it's like all the Horns-down signs we saw on TV games this weekend when with us in a bye week. Rent-free, baby, rent-free.
  2. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln . . .
  3. Begs the question: How'd he get the one?
  4. What makes you think it was a two-step process?
  5. Old Groucho Marx line from his early-50s show, "You Bet Your Life": Groucho: Well, Mr. Smith, are there any little Smiths running around your house? Smith: Yes, Groucho, we have 13 children. Groucho: Thirteen? Smith: I love my wife very much, Groucho. Groucho: I love my cigar, too, but I take it out every once in a while.
  6. SynTex seats are a synthetic, leather-like upholstery material used by Kia that combines synthetic materials to offer durability, a soft feel, and resistance to tears and stains, though some users report issues with dye transfer or oily smudges. Amen, brother--where would the world be without syntex?
  7. It can't get here fast enough, and when it does, nobody in their right mind will classify it as an accident.
  8. His business card reads: "Dr. Dick, Dick Doctor"
  9. You've got 42,000 posts on the Longhorn football board and you didn't see the ou game last year? The fuckin' ou game?
  10. Well, fuck--you've done it now.
  11. More like the guy from Kent.
  12. In the conjunctive, a lethal combination.
  13. "Ari Wasserman has never completed in any real sport at any real level in his life. " Not so fast, my friend. Are you not familiar with the renowned sport of competitive eating? This asshole lost the Mustard Belt to Joey Chestnut in last June's famed Nathan's Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest when Chestnut downed 70.5 dogs in ten minutes. Two things for the record: One, Joey Chestnut is neither related to nor acquainted with Joey Freshwater, and, two, Wasserman didn't actually participate in this official International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE)-sanctioned competition, although he looks like he could be a star.
  14. Yep, good ol' "NCAA" (No Contact At All).
  15. Yogi Berra: "Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."
  16. I always heard it phrased to accent the B-sound alliteration: "Couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle." But then, I've been known to put the ac-CENT on the wrong syl-LAH-ble.
  17. His condition is grave, but stable.
  18. Could Foster be Charlie Strong dumb? That's a pretty high bar, but I guess in theory . . .
  19. In golf, the only thing worse than a locker-room lesson is a tee-box lesson. Is that what's going on here?
  20. Is Neto hurt, or in the doghouse for some transgression? I didn't see anything upthread; sorry if I missed it.
  21. Crawl out? Help me find the keys to my Jeep and we'll drive out.
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