Everything posted by Royale with cheese
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SEC Catch-all Thread
Maybe he can help us by telling Sark all he learned from playing aggy earlier this year. Or was it last year? . . . I forget.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
12 Mighty Orphans
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Duhh.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
In Texas, it's "Ten dollars and other good and valuable consideration."
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Reminds me of that old Henny Youngman line: Guy catches his wife and his best friend in bed. He says, "Bernie, I have to; but you?"
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The Big 10 is pushing ahead with massive private investment deal over objections from Michigan and USC
It must suck to be a poor.
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The Big 10 is pushing ahead with massive private investment deal over objections from Michigan and USC
Three pretty good restaurants have gone tits-up in this location, but I can make one work here.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The jokes write themselves . . .
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Texas Coaches Carousel
Amen, brother.
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Adopt A Playoff Team?
I guess putting it in your media guide is like the aggys putting it on the tacklebox wall, but Ole Miss only has one (1960, and it's really just a shared/half), according to the official listing from the NCAA webpage: 1963 Texas AP, FWAA, NFF, UPI 1962 Southern California AP, FWAA, NFF, UPI 1961 Alabama, Ohio St. AP, NFF, UPI, FWAA 1960 Minnesota, Mississippi AP, NFF, UPI, FWAA 1959 Syracuse AP, FWAA, NFF, UPI 1958 LSU, Iowa AP, UPI, FWAA
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
I've noticed that PK coaches a whole lot better when he has 4 or 5 fast, athletic NFL-caliber upperclassmen in the secondary. Somethin', somethin' . . . Jimmies and Joes . . . somethin'.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
S&O has it opening at -10.5. Money coming in on misery drove it down to -7.5. Pribula may play, bum ankle and all. You might actually be on the right side of this thing. Hope you win outright.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
It's the emperor's new post. Kind of like our No. 1 pre-season ranking. From Hans Christian Andersen's story: "One day, two con-men (a certain head coach & his OL coach) visit the emperor's capital. Posing as weavers, they offer to supply him with magnificent clothes (a championship football team) that are invisible to those who are either incompetent or stupid (national pundits and a majority of the team's fans)." Well, y'all know how the story ends.
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Texas Coaches Carousel
Speaking of drops, you talking about ol' hit-you-between-the-two-and-the-one Gideon that night in Lubbock? That butterfingered choad? Bullshit. (Never forget, never forgive.)
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2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
There's another dynamic at work here, too: Petrino desperately needs this one in his quest to strike the "interim" from his title. (Who better does piggy have a reasonable chance of hiring?)
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2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
A-r-c-h, you got your arch. i, you got your i; you got your arch-i. B-a-r-e, you got your bare . . .
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Adopt A Playoff Team?
I could give a fuck about Sandra Bullock.
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Adopt A Playoff Team?
Damn, dude, you win the internet today and I'm with you--money, marbles, and chalk.
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Adopt A Playoff Team?
Indiana maybe. Fuckabuncha Notre Damn.
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We need to talk about David Portnoy
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
That bullnettle is bad shit.
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Tell me about Texas Tech
Did they even have keggers in Galilee back then? I guess it's possible--water into Miller Lite, and all that . . .
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
Perhaps you could reach out to that Nigerian prince who keeps emailing you.