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Royale with cheese

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  1. You sound like a good dude. I don't know you, of course, but I'm familiar with your history as a measured, responsible Surly poster. I, for one, hope you stick around after this last B-12 season.
  2. "Snakebite remedy, madam. Always carry it with me. In case I'm bitten by a snake--which I also always carry with me."
  3. The proverbial eight hundred dollar gorilla.
  4. That seems delusional even for the Star-Telegram Fort Worth Light & Shopper. fify
  5. Not too much has been said about the conflict when two almost-equally attractive games play in the same time slot. I'm guessing that a substantial number of viewers are in the habit of watching the blue-blood game and recording the lesser game for later viewing when they can skip the time-outs, halftime bullshit, and especially the interminable reviews of calls on the field. This recording and viewing process is more complicated for streamed games than for traditional cable/satellite broadcasts--especially for the olds. (I know, because IR1.)
  6. Father, forgive them; for they know not what the fuck they're talking about.
  7. "She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went." --Robert Palmer, circa 1988
  8. aggy doesn't like escalators because when the power goes out they're trapped on them for hours until it comes back on.
  9. Positively a deal-breaker when searching for a new proctologist. Check the box. If it says 3X, don't walk away, RUN.
  10. Maybe the low numbers were because they didn't start their viewership count after the game had gotten out of hand--you know, like midway through the first quarter.
  11. Long-distance information, give me Memphis, Tennessee . . .
  12. I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather--not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
  13. December 31, 2000 (Poulan Weed Eater Independence Bowl): Mississippi State - 43, Texas A&M - 41 (OT)
  14. Poe: I have two years in medical school. Chaney: Two years doesn't make a doctor. Poe: In my third my year, a small black cloud came on campus, and I left under it. Speed: He's trying to say he's a hophead. Poe: I have a weakness for opium. Chaney: It's a hard habit to quit. Poe: Some are born to fail, others have it thrust upon them.
  15. Imagine having some of the worst takes on the football board. Well, he's from S. A., so . . .
  16. Sauerkraut on a pizza? You gotta' be shittin' me--or at least the kraut.
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