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Royale with cheese

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  1. Yeah, but does he drink his coffee black? And, looking at this roster, it just might be my lucky day.
  2. Yep, not many of us remember that far back. "In a famous incident in 1970, protesters disrupted a speech by then-governor Preston Smith at the University of Houston. Unfamiliar with Lee Otis’ case, Smith asked a reporter, “What in the world do they have against beans?” When the reporter explained what the crowd was shouting, Smith said, “I thought they were saying ‘frijoles.'” The papers loved it, and the Lee Otis story took on yet another bit of symbolic cachet, providing a perfect example of the clueless politician." --Texas Monthly, August, 2002.
  3. Free Lee Otis!
  4. Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel.
  5. Any stream suggestions for non-espn+ subscribers?
  6. Ask everybody that ain't asleep to stand right up and yell!
  7. That's The Beaver's mom. She speaks jive.
  8. Offensive coordinator?
  9. Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the average American viewer.
  10. "Y'all'd bitch if you'z hung with a new rope."
  11. I had a live-in like that one time. Had to cut her loose . . .
  12. You'd best talk to Tippi Hedren before you go making rash assumptions. But then, I didn't see her packin' . . .
  13. Occam's razor. Y'all are making it waaaay too complicated. The moment I saw the refs come out of their dressing room with their seeing-eye dogs and noticed that all their white canes had B1G logos, I knew we were toast.
  14. I sued a plastic surgeon for negligence one time. Instead of injecting my client with silicone, he used silly putty. She went from a 32-A to a 42-Long.
  15. Shot at and missed; shit at and hit.
  16. Well, good fuckin' luck. He probably also thinks third and Orlando is an address.
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