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Royale with cheese

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  1. Yeah, Mac Davis had it right--right up until that last verse.
  2. Uh, pretty sure Pate didn't have to be roofied.
  3. Couldn't get in at Texas. Aggy takes everybody.
  4. "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico"
  5. Loosely translated: "Y'all get your NIL ducks in a row."
  6. FIFY: Man, if these aren't Texas nuts in a fanshell.
  7. No, Bilbo's contract is skunk cost. And it's not a fallacy.
  8. Teacher: Freddie, do you mean "womb," like a woman's womb? Foulmouth Freddie: Naw, Teach, I mean "woom," like a elephant fart.
  9. Damn good thing the Purple Wizard wasn't on the sidelines yesterday . . .
  10. Si and I went to the circus. He got hit with a bowling pin. We got even with that circus, we bought tickets to all our opponents' games on both sides of the field so we could switch perspectives at halftime, but we didn't go in.
  11. Face it; our run blocking has been a concern since Jesus was in short pants.
  12. Can you say Stephen A. Smith? I knew you could.
  13. Be sure and pitch this to our Surl nurses too. They've got obscene amounts of discretionary money lying around.
  14. To all you who think it's OK to kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to get your meat from the grocery store, where no animals were harmed.
  15. I wonder if today's rules would cover that time in 1972 when that sooner cocksucker, Larry Lacewell--I'm sorry, I misspoke. I shouldn't have called him a cocksucker; I should have called him that rotten-ass, syphilis-infected cocksucker, Larry Lacewell--sent that other rotten-ass, syphilis-infected cocksucker, Lonnie Williams, to pose as a painter working inside Memorial Stadium and spy on Longhorn practices? Makes Venables' modern-day shenanigans look like child's play by comparison. Never forget.
  16. For those unfortunates not familiar with this scene, there's a bank holdup clearly visible through the window, and Clouseau is hassling the organ grinder for begging without a license. The monkey (aggy) has no relevance; it's just too good a fit to pass up.
  17. Most people watch NASCAR to see the wrecks. I always watched Mangino's KU games to see the explosion.
  18. Childers is half right: Yes, McAfee is a worthless and immensely irritating piece of shit. And it's a hell of a sad commentary that what at one time was a groundbreaking show like CGD is now being tailored to attract viewers of such levels of intelligence and sophistication that Pat-Fuckin'-McAfee becomes the perfect pitchman. But Childers is wrong about McAfee ruining the show--he's too late; it's dogshit already.
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