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Royale with cheese

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  1. Cosmo? Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel when Tarantula took to the hills. Wait, it's possible I'm a bit confused here . . .
  2. "From Boulder, home of the University of Colorado, Tulagi's proudly presents . . . The Astronauts!"
  3. You have to feed it to The Surls in small bites.
  4. Summers are great in Wisconsin. Last year, it was Wednesday.
  5. I believe it was the "Ron White's Big Ol' Goddam Trophy."
  6. Sleepy Hills Drugstore & Cafe are open. The coffee is bubbling hot.
  7. All these guys except Wisky have to play us; that's why their schedules are so damn hard.
  8. Better, stronger, faster . . .
  9. Yeah, we're remodeling. Again. (In my best Ed McMahon voice:) "Are we trying to keep up with the Jonses?"
  10. It gathers no moss. V V V But it does gather mass. Obviously.
  11. The guys from the Mt. Rushmore thread moved it.
  12. It's called cutting the pattern to fit the cloth.
  13. Naw, the Fightin' Big Bad Billy Goat Gruffs." That's way more testosterone.
  14. "Yeah, 247, Rivals, ESPN, and Hudl had the kid as a 3-goat, but when word got around that Texas was looking at him, all four of them gave him another goat."
  15. No, I understood completely your well-phrased explanation of redistricting after every decennial federal census. I was just bemoaning the fact that the sons of bitches didn't actually die after a redistricting.
  16. If only that were true . . .
  17. Never make the third out at third base.
  18. The whole shovelfull, Miss Kitty?
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