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Royale with cheese

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Everything posted by Royale with cheese

  1. If only that were true . . .
  2. Never make the third out at third base.
  3. The whole shovelfull, Miss Kitty?
  4. Yeah, on a map I get Rhode Island mixed up with Texas sometimes, too. Same with my, ah, private parts . . .
  5. Fuck, I thought that was us.
  6. Bevo likes it--says that other shit tasted like plastic.
  7. It's all Greek to me.
  8. Undefeated.
  9. "I thought they were saying, 'Frijoles! Frijoles!' What in the world do they have against beans?" --Preston Smith, 1970
  10. Earley may soon be available . . .
  11. I hope that known cocksucker develops stage 4 dick cancer--Bowels, I mean; not Venables. Well . . . . . OK, him, too.
  12. Given the overall lack of eyeball appeal of their product and their time slots, "hidden stuff" might have been the correct appellation.
  13. That was October 7, 2006. It's hard to imagine just how much living with that screenshot for the last 18-1/2 years has fucked this little titty-baby's life up. Hey, kid, guess what? It's 7:36 and ou still sucks. (The bottom pic, of course.)
  14. As long as we're talking about punchable faces . . .
  15. I think you mean Buford T. Justice.
  16. Yeah, and now after awarding us the All-Sports Trophy, the SEC thinks the same thing. Ain't that a stitch?
  17. If everybody liked the same thing, there wouldn't be enough sauerkraut.
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