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Royale with cheese

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  1. Double-secret.
  2. I graduated with honors from the Ed McMahon School of Straight Lines, so, "Collie Station, huh? Anybody know what happened to all the 50-cent pieces?"
  3. "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
  4. "Tastes great!" "Less filling!"
  5. News flash: It's ALWAYS all about the money. Texas and blOw-U went to the SEC for the same reason Willie Sutton robbed banks.
  6. As long as we're talking schools of that ilk, might as well throw in UofH.
  7. That's not possible.
  8. "Well, most of it went for coke and hookers; the rest, I just flat wasted."
  9. They have to score for the fight song issue to be an issue . . .
  10. I don't think I'll let you arrest us today, Behan.
  11. Please allow me to introduce myself . . .
  12. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
  13. Don't know how he could have missed it--it had lots of lights and a bunch of people were yelling and everything.
  14. Zero-point-zero.
  15. FIFY
  16. Book of Armaments, Chapter Two, verses nine through twenty-one: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this, thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin."
  17. Woke up this mornin' / Had them Statesboro blues
  18. Apparently I am, as I believe it shows to be 59 yards of total offense. You'll recall that in the wake of that arky debacle, 59 became forever known as a "Watson."
  19. Damn, a lifetime three hundred hitter is a first-ballot hall of famer. This guy's hitting fifteen twenty-nine.
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