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Posts posted by Liquor and Poker
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That was a nice playcall
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Clear holding/PI on Johnson too, call it a wash.
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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:
9.5 yards
but our own end zone isn’t that far back.
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I want to believe that Ellinger is overthinking to make sure he doesn’t repeat last year’s meltdowns. But he hasn’t been sharp at all.
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Good lord. How bad was Buchele’s decision-making in camp if that’s why Ellinger got the nod?
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2 minutes ago, 40acresaustin said:
I don't know man, Maryland had a killer off-season program...
I hate that I laughed.
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1 minute ago, deech said:
You can't script a Johnson ejection. Cursed more than anything.
Not the ejection. The whole game
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This feels scripted it’s so bad.
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Just like last year. Their plays are in open space. Ours are all clogged up
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Just now, taybo20 said:
Maryland looks like a real offense and defense... we look like helium inflated shit
Pass the helium...
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Is this a Herman thing? Takes a game to get ready to play the first game?
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if we can just get them to punt...
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1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:these folks are awesome in how they suck at decency
This is not news. CSBs from the 2005 trip to Columbus abound.
My favorite is that they went to kegs and filled spare cups with beer just to run over to the bus carrying those little old "Flying Longhorn" ladies and pour beer on them through open windows.
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To me the most interesting thing about the whole scrip club story is that Finebaum hates Ohio State more than Texas. I was expecting him to shit on Herman, but instead he doubled down on Meyer.
Maybe it's because he perceives OSU to be bigger overall threat to his beloved Bama.
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23 hours ago, slorch said:
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold...
Good for you. Good for me.
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Season 2 was OK, but it was like they crossed Season 1 with Miami Vice and then took 6 Xanax to wash it down.
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Feeling good, Lewis!
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Yeah, all my savings is invested in frozen concentrated orange juice.
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8 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:
Silverado, Stripes, Clerks, and Real Genius were all just recommended to me by the app. Solid line up there.
I can't decide if this means the AI is good of it's just mailing it in.
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16 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:
needs something about the 'kicking game' and it would be perfect.
And about the defense scoring more points.
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44 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:
We've had an unbelievable camp and the guys have worked unbelievably hard. We've had unbelievable buy in. Maryland has two unbelievable running backs and two unbelievable quarterbacks. They will be unbelievably motivated to play us. Will be an unbelievable atmosphere. Kind of like the unbelievable tits I saw at a strip club with Zach Smith in 2014.
It almost scares you to death.
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On 8/22/2018 at 12:41 PM, Gil Bang said:
Where are the tit pics?
There are plenty out there. Google "B Monkey."
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25 minutes ago, deadshank said:
I thoroughly enjoyed this last night. Gambling degenerates on celluoid.
Really? I thought it was like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. Took all the interest out of it and left just the sad part.
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25 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:
the glory years (which are relative to mean the years that you went to UT, probably).
This is a very true statement of the school and Austin generally.
2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
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Don’t worry. The 4th Quarter is ours. Adzilla told me so 1000 times.